Leeds United Ukulele chords by Amanda Palmer

D
We watch you
   C       G
your expert double X's
     D
It's just like you
  C         G
to paint those whiter fences

   A#
It's so polite, it's so polite
   F        G
It's offensive, it's offensive
   A#
It's so unright, it's so unright
   F      G
It's a technical, accept it

  A#             F    G
But who needs love when there's law and order
  A#             F    G
And who needs love when there's Southern Comfort
  A#
And who needs love at all

D
We stalk you
   C       G
your expert double X's
  D      C
We oxidize you in your sleep
      G        D
There's no exit, there's no exit

    A#
You're on a roll, you're on a roll
    F        G
No one gets it, no one gets it
   A#
Your honor, no, your honor
     F      G
Can't you protect us, protect us

  A#             F    G
But who needs love when there's law and order
  A#             F    G
And who needs love when there's Southern Comfort
  A#
And who needs love
     F
When the sandwiches are wicked
     G
And they know you at the Mac store

D      C         G
Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh
G
I'm so excited
D      C         G
Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh
G
The blacks and beat kids
D      C         G
Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh
G
I'm getting frightened
D            C
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
G
Someday, someday, Leeds United

INSTRUMENTAL
D C G (x2)

A#          F
Bugsy Malone came to carry you home
      G
And they're taking you all to the doctor
A#         F
Burberry vices, all sugary spices
   G
It's nice but it's not what I'm after
A#
Sure, I admire you
F             G
Sure, you inspire me, but you've been not getting back so
   A#
I'll wait at the Sainbury's
F             G
Countin' my change making bank on the upcoming roster

D         C         G
And we'll stop you your expert double X's
      D        C          G
Oh yeah, a big stock holder extra cold with two X's
   A#
That never talking thing you do
F            G
Is effective, it's effective
    A#
Your shoulder's icy colder, oh
F         G
Than a death wish, than a death wish

  A#             F    G
But who needs love when there's law and order
  A#             F    G
And who needs love when there's Dukes of Hazard
  A#
And who needs love
     F
When the sandwiches are wicked
     G
And they know you at the Mac store

D      C         G
Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh
G
I'm so excited
D      C         G
Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh
G
The blacks and beat kids
D      C         G
Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh
G
They're so excited
D      C         G
Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh
G
When I think about Leeds United
D      C         G
Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh
G
I'm getting frightened
D      C         G
Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh
G
The blacks, the blacks, the blacks, and beat kids
D      C         G
Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh
G
It's so exciting
D      C         G
Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh
A#                 F
Someday, someday, someday, someday, someday, someday


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Leeds United