Bad Wine And Lemon Cake Ukulele chords by Amanda Palmer

G      Bm
I have a little house
Em    D       G    Bm Em
Close to town but not to the city
     D        G   Bm Em
Far from home but near my family
     D         G   Bm
No water views but so close to the sea



 Em      D      G     Bm   Em D
I see this is how my little life could be
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And I'm filling it with things
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Like furniture I find on the street
       D        G    Bm  Em
And all the special things I'd like to eat
      D       G   Bm     Em
Pictures of people that I'd like to meet I'll meet them
      D      Em
While I'm orbiting the world
       D       Em   D
And it's so pretty and so lonely
      G   Bm Em     D         G Bm   Em
My lovely love affairs are all scheduled 'round the TV guide
      D         G  Bm   Em
And my sex life has all been plagiarized
    D        G    Bm  Em D
In an attempt to meet a harsh deadline
      G     Bm Em
I'd like to rent a wife
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Then rent a husband to keep her for life
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The three of us we could be so happy
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Them with each other me with company
   Em        D         Em
I'll see them off on a flight around the world
       D       Em  D
And it's so pretty and so lonely
       Em        D
I could just die I might just die
       Em        D
I could just die I might just die
     G   Bm Em
And at my funeral
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They will say Tom he was such a nice guy
       D      G    Bm    Em
He went too early but he went in style
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They'll play my music and then they will cry
D          G    Bm Em
Then they'll have a little wake
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They'll drink bad wine and they'll eat lemon cake
    D       G     Bm   Em
And my mother's little heart will break
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And she'll say Wait there must be must some mistake
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He can't be dead take me instead
D       Em
Oh but I'm not dead
           D
They tell me I'm not dead
             Em
And they say that I'm not dead
         D
And that I won't die for some time
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In my little house
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Just writing little songs to pass the time
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Which incidentally is seven forty nine
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So don't you worry I'm completely fine I'm fine
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And don't you worry I'm completely fine I'm fine
      D     G     Bm    Em
Don't you worry I'm completely fine I'm fine
     D     G     Bm    Em
Don't you worry I'm completely fine I'm fine
      D    G     Bm     Em
Don't you worry I'm completely fine I'm fine
  D       G
I'm just so fucking fine