Alcohol By Brad Paisley Capo 2 A D I can make anybody pretty A D I can make you believe any lie A A/G# F#m A E I can make you pick a fight with somebody twice your size A D Well I've been known to cause a few breakups A D And I've been known to cause a few births A A/G# F#m A E I can make you new friends or get you fired from work
Chorus 1: A D And since the day I left Milwaukee A D Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France A A/G# F#m A B E Been making the bars lots of big money and helping white people dance A D I got you in trouble in high school A D But college now that was a ball D D/C# D/B D/A E You had some of the best times you'll never remember with me A D A D Alcoho-o-o-o-l, Alcoho-o-o-o-o-l I got blamed at your wedding reception For your best man's embarrassing speech And also for those naked pictures of you at the beach I've influenced kings and world leaders I helped Hemingway write like he did And I'll bet you a drink or two that I can make you put that lampshade on your head Chorus 2: 'Cause since the day I left Milwaukee Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France Been making a fool out of folks just like you and helping white people dance I am medicine and I am poison I can help you up or make you fall You had some of the best times you'll never remember with me Alcohol Chorus 1