The Irrationality Of Rationality chords by NOFX

Four options for the Am riff:

Option 1:
e|-----------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------|
D|-------------------------3---------|
A|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0----------------|
E|-----------------------3---3-------|

Option 2:
e|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0----------------|
B|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1----------------|
G|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2----------------|
D|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2------3---------|
A|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0----------------|
E|-----------------------3---3-------|

Option 3:
e|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0----------------|
B|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1----------------|
G|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2------5---------|
D|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2----5-3-5-------|
A|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0----5---5-------|
E|-----------------------3---3-------|

Option 4:
e|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0----3-1-3-------|
B|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1----3-1-3-------|
G|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2----0-2-0-------|
D|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2----0-3-0-------|
A|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0----2-3-2-------|
E|-----------------------3-1-3-------|



Intro:
Am riff x5


Verse:
Am     C          F       F             Am riff x2
Frank, the new CEO had to answer to the board.
    Am                C       F        F
The board was getting anxious, and the shareholders were



Chorus:
C         Am           G               C
On a bed, legs in air, ass-cheeks open wide
C               Am                  G                  C
They were about to get fucked like it was their first time.
     C            G           F                C
When one makes 20 million, ten thousand people lose.
     C                   G            Am riff x 4
What keeps that one from swallowing a shotgun?


Verse:
Am         C       F           F            Am riff x2
Dan, the company man, felt loyalty to the corp.
      Am          C       F      F
After 16 years of service, and a family to support


Chorus
C       Am  G          C
He actually started to believe
    C            Am                 G             C
The weaponry and chemicals were for national defense.
       C           G               F              C
'Cause Danny had a mortgage, and a boss to answer to.
C                     G                      Am riff x 1   Am G G C~
The guilty don't feel guilty, they learn not to.


Bridge:
Am C F F


Verse:
Am        C              F      F              Am riff x2
Helen is living in her car, trying to feed her kids.
Am                  C    F        F
She got laid off at work, and her house was repossessed.


Chorus
C            Am                      G       C
It's hard to think clearly when it's 38 degrees.
C                 Am                G                C
Desperate people have been known to render desperate deeds.
    C                  G          F                C
But when she shot that family and moved into their home,
    C              G             C~
The paper read she suffered from dementia.


Outro:
G F G   Am Am