Key: Am 🎸 Verse 1: Am G F C F F#dim G E7 Life is fast but I don't wanna live past you, cause you are my only roots F G Am G F Fm C I was the king of the drug booze thing now I've worn out the soles of my party boots Am G F C F F#dim G E7 So call me shit-faced Master of Disgrace I don't care cause my outer skin F G Am G F Fm C Is thick like crust, and a liver that's rusted out, now I'm on a list 🎸 Bridge: Am F Am Dm G Everybody wants to give a shit outta me I won't give it but I'll give ambivalence
🎸 Verse 2: Am G F C F F#dim G E7 I gotta memory box cause my memory blocks me, from remembering weeks F G Am G F Fm C All the blacked out nights into white out mornings, into grey matter damagings Am G F C F F#dim G E7 So call me Fat Fuck, geriatric punk rock, give it straight cause I deserve F G Am G F Fm C A verbal beating from an audience bleating, and a melee with no concern 🎸 Bridge: Am F Am Dm G Everybody wants to give a shit outta me I won't give it but I'll give irresponsiveness Am Everybody wants to drag me up again I wanna go, but the price keeps going up Pre-🎸 Solo: F C Going down is simple and practical, laying low but keeping it cynical G E7 I'm on the wagon and it's such a drag, without a key kick, shot, and a drag 🎸 Verse 3: Am G F C Evidently no one likes a quitter or an old punk's bitterness F F#dim G E7 F G Am G So I'm waiting for the tap on my shoulder, cause we're all getting older not better F Fm C The laughs are no longer with us 🎸 Outro: Am G F C So call me Fat Fuck geriatric punk Am G F C Call me Fat Fuck geriatric punk F G Am G F Fm C Call me Fat Fuck geriatric punk shit-faced master of disgrace