Parents chords by Noah Finnce

Verse 1:
Am        F
 I was born in a messed up century
C                  Dm
 My favourite flavoured sweets are raspberry amphetamines
Am            F
 I bought a car



Beretta, age 16
      C             Dm
I brush my teeth with bleach 'cause I ain't got time for cavities
Am        F
 My daddy put a gun to my head
    C               Dm
Said, "If you kiss a boy
I'm gonna shoot you dead"
   Am                F
So I tied him up with gaffer tape and locked him in a shed
      C            Dm
Then I went out to the garden and I fucked my best friend

Chorus:
     F   C         Am
'Cause my- high hopes are getting low
        G     Em F
Because these people are so old
        C      Am
The way they think about it all
    G          F
If I tried
I would never know
     C         Am
My high hopes are getting low
    G        Em F
But I know I'll never be alone
    Em       Am
It's alright, we'll survive
               Am
'Cause parents ain't always right


Post-Chorus:
  F    C
I-I-I-I
I-I-I-I
  Dm   Am
I-I-I-I-I-I-I
  F    C
I-I-I-I
I-I-I-I
  Dm
I-I-I-I-I-I-I


Verse 2:
N.C.
Drop a toaster in my bath, watch my mum and dad laugh
    C                   Dm
See a thousand volts go through the son they wish they never had
       Am            F
They told me casual affection leads to sexual infection
     C                  Dm
But it's hard to get an erection when you're so used to rejection
      Am                F
Yeah, the teacher fucked the preacher, but then he had to leave her
    C            Dm
Had to wash away the sins of a male cheerleader
 Am            F
"Hi, nice to meet ya," got nothing to believe in
  C               Dm
So let me know when my breathing stops


Chorus:
     F   C         Am
'Cause my- high hopes are getting low
        G     Em F
Because these people are so old
        C      Am
The way they think about it all
    G          F
If I tried
I would never know
     C         Am
My high hopes are getting low
    G        Em F
But I know I'll never be alone
    Em       Am
It's alright, we'll survive
               Am
'Cause parents ain't always right


Post-Chorus:
  F    C
I-I-I-I
I-I-I-I
  Dm   Am
I-I-I-I-I-I-I
  F    C
I-I-I-I
I-I-I-I
  Dm
I-I-I-I-I-I-I


Bridge:
 Am
Tick, tock, stop the clock
  Dm                Em
Because I get the feeling that I'm gonna get shot
 Am
Tick, tock, stop the clock
  Dm                Em
Because I get the feeling that I'm gonna get shot


Chorus:
F     C         Am
 My high hopes are getting low
        G      F
Because these people are so old
        C      Am
The way they think about it all
    G          F
If I tried
I would never know
     C         Am
My high hopes are getting low
    G         F
But I know I'll never be alone
    Em       Am
It's alright, we'll survive
N.C.
'Cause parents ain't always right


Chorus:
F     C         Am
 My high hopes are getting low
        G     Em F
Because these people are so old
        C      Am
The way they think about it all
    G          F
If I tried
I would never know
     C         Am
My high hopes are getting low
    G        Em F
But I know I'll never be alone
    Em       Am
It's alright, we'll survive
               Am
'Cause parents ain't always right


Post-Chorus:
  F    C
I-I-I-I
I-I-I-I
  Dm   Am
I-I-I-I-I-I-I
  F    C
I-I-I-I
I-I-I-I
  Dm
I-I-I-I-I-I-I