Tuning: G C E A (G C E A) If you save yourself for marriage You're a bore Am If you don't save yourself for marriage You're a whore-able person F If you won't have a drink Then you're a prude Dm But they'll call you a drunk G As soon as you down the first one C If you can't lose the weight Then you're just fat Am But if you lose too much Then you're on crack F You're damned if you do And you're damned if you don't Dm So you might as well just do G Whatever you want So
C Make lots of noise Am And kiss lots of boys C Or kiss lots of girls F G If that's something you're into C When the straight and narrow Am Gets a little too straight F Roll up a joint or don't C Just follow your arrow G C Wherever it points yeah Am C Follow your arrow G C Wherever it points Yeah C If you don't go to church You'll go to hell Am If you're the first one On the front row You're self-righteous Son of a F Can't win for losing You just disappoint 'em Dm Just 'cause you can't beat 'em G Don't mean you should join 'em C Make lots of noise Am And kiss lots of boys C Or kiss lots of girls F G If that's something you're into C When the straight and narrow Am Gets a little too straight F Roll up a joint or don't C Just follow your arrow G C Wherever it points yeah Am C Follow your arrow G C Wherever it points C Say what you feel Love who love Am Cause you just get so many trips around the sun F Yeah you only C Only live once C Make lots of noise Am And kiss lots of boys C Or kiss lots of girls F G If that's what you're into C When the straight and narrow Am Gets a little too straight F Roll up a joint or don't C Just follow your arrow G C Wherever it points yeah Am C Follow your arrow G C Wherever it points