Verbatim tab by Mother Mother

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Intro:

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                                                         x2

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Verse 1:

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 I wear women's underwear, And then I go to strike a pose in my full-length mirror
 I cross my legs just like a queer, But my libido is strong when a lady is near, ya
 What defines a straight man's straight? Is it the boxer in the briefs or a twelve ounce steak?


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I tell you what a women loves most, It's a man who can slap but can also stroke



Chorus:

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Goin' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it's naked
It's verbatim and it's shakin'


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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no more getting elated
No more listless invitations


Verse 2:


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I live by a hospital, And every day I go out walking past its sickly windows
I see people dying there, But my tender age makes it hard to care
Incinerator and a big smoke stack, It's a phallic symbol and it makes me laugh



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All I need is a heart attack, C'mon, humble my bones with a cardiac



Chorus:

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Goin' in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it's naked
It's verbatim and it's shakin'


E|-------4-------------3-----------------4-----|
B|-----6-------------3----------4--------4-----|
G|---5-------------4----------5----------5-----|
D|-0-------------5----------5------------6-----|
A|------------------------3--------------6-----|
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no more getting elated
No more listless invitations



Verse 3:

        Dm   Dm Dm
For the love of fuck
        E    E  E
For the sake of Pete
        A    A      A
Did you ever really think
             F   F    F
You'd love a guy like me?
         Dm      Dm     Dm
I am the rooster in the morning
        E    E  E   E
I'm the cock of the day
        A     A      A
I'm the boxer in the briefs
      F      F     F
I'm a twelve ounce steak

Am    Em      Cm      F
Eh-oh   Eh-oh   Eh-oh  Yehbo
Am      F      Bb     F
  Yehbo  Yehbo  Yehbo  Yehbooooo

Bb          F
Ya, it's verbatim
    Bb           F
And ya, and it's naked
    Bb           F
And ya, and it's shakin'
   Em      Em     Em
It shakes, shakes shakes


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  Oh oh  Yea eah   Oh oh   Yea eah oh
  Oh oh  Yea eah   Oh oh   Yea eah oh


N.C
  Oh oh  Yea eah   Oh oh   Yea eah oh
  Oh oh  Yea eah   Oh oh   Yea eah-