Ironic chords by Alanis Morissette (Ver. 2)

TITLE:      Ironic
ARTIST:     Alanis Morissette
ALBUM:      Jagged Little Pill
SUBMITTED BY:  Nans87

NOTE: ~ ~ ~ CAPO ON 4TH FRET!! ~ ~ ~

Standard tuning.

CHORDS:
Cmaj7 : x32003
D6?  : x54005
D**  : xx0032
D/F#  : 2x023x
G (9 fr.)  : 3x023x
Em7  : 033020
D   : xx0323
G   : 320033

*x are those strings you shouldn't strum!

D**=
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Intro:

Cmaj7   D6?     Cmaj7    D**
      Hi yi yi--- yi yi yi yi yi yi

D/F# G (9 fr.) D/F#     Em7
An old man turned ninety-eight
     D/F# G (9 fr.)  D/F#     Em7
He won the lottery and died the next day
    D/F# G (9 fr.)    D/F#  Em7
It´s a black fly in your Chardonnay
    D/F#   G (9 fr.)    D/F#    Em7
It´s a death row pardon two minutes too late
    D/F# G (9 fr.)       D/F# Em7
Isn´t it ironic ... don´t you think

Chorus:
     D  G     D    Em7
It´s like rain on your wedding day
      D G       D    Em7
It´s a free ride when you´ve already paid
       D G      D      Em7
It´s the good advice that you just didn´t take
  F     C         Dsus4
Who would ´ve thought ... it figures

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
" Well isn´t this nice ... "
And isn´t it ironic ... don´t you think

Chorus:
     D  G     D    Em7
It´s like rain on your wedding day
      D G       D    Em7
It´s a free ride when you´ve already paid
       D G      D      Em7
It´s the good advice that you just didn´t take
  F     C         Dsus4
Who would ´ve thought ... it figures

Cmaj7               D6?
Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
                  Cmaj7           D6?
When you think everything´s okay and everything´s going right
   Cmaj7               D6?
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
                    Cmaj7         D6?
You think everything´s gone wrong and everything blows up
       D**
In your face

A traffic jam when you´re already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It´s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It´s meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn´t it ironic ... don´t you think
    D  /F# G (9 fr.)          D/F# Em7
A little too ironic ... and yeah I really do think ...

Chorus:
     D  G     D    Em7
It´s like rain on your wedding day
      D G       D    Em7
It´s a free ride when you´ve already paid
       D G      D      Em7
It´s the good advice that you just didn´t take
  F     C         Dsus4
Who would ´ve thought ... it figures

Cmaj7               D6?
Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
   Cmaj7        D6?        Cmaj7
Life has a funny, funny way --- of helping you out

Helping you out