🎸 Intro: F# Well, Orenthal James, he was a mighty bad man, killed two people last night F# B Chopped off their heads in West L.A. A Must have been a mighty sharp knife, poor boy F# Must have been a mighty sharp knife 🎸 Verse 1: B F# Yeah, one was his ex-wife, the other one, her lover B F# Orenthal was a very jealous man B F# Hid in the bushes and began to mutter A B F# "If I can't have her, nobody else can" A B F# "If I can't have her, nobody else can"
🎸 Verse 2: B F# Well, he flew to Chicago, two cuts on his hand B F# The bodies discovered too fast B F# His out-of-town alibi gone up in smoke A B F# Now we find out he got a wife-beatin' past A B F# Found out he got a wife-beatin' past 🎸 Verse 3: B F# Yeah, they threw him in jail and they brought him to trial B F# Orenthal hired million-dollar attorneys B F# Told so many lies, I almost went blind A B F# If he didn't do it, who did, poor boy A B F# If he didn't do it, who did? 🎸 Verse 4: B F# Well, Orenthal had a motive and an opportunity, too B F# Planned it all and tried to escape B F# Wrote a suicide note but he wasn't man enough A B F# Speak the truth and sealed his fate, poor boy A B F# Speak the truth and sealed his fate 🎸 Verse 5: B F# Yeah, there was blood in the car and blood on his clothes B F# Though they never did find that knife B F# Smiled for the cameras and bought him some justice A B F# He got away with killin' his wife, poor boy A B F# He got away with killin' his wife 🎸 Verse 6: B F# When the foreman returned and he said, "Not guilty" B F# I couldn't believe my ears B F# Orenthal James is a mighty bad man A B F# Ought to be in jail for 400 years A B F# Servin' time for 400 years 🎸 Verse 7: B F# Yeah, Orenthal James killed his bimbo ex-wife B F# Mama of his children, too B F# Been in Hollywood so long he starts to believe the big lie A B F# Don't let that happen to you, poor boy A B F# Don't let that happen to you, poor boy A B F# Don't let that happen to you, poor boy A B F# Don't let that happen to you, poor boy 🎸 Outro: Well, Orenthal James, he was a mighty bad man He killed two people last night Chopped off their heads in West L.A. A B F# Must have been a mighty sharp knife, poor boy A B F# Must have been a mighty sharp knife