The Best Room Ukulele chords by Modest Mouse

Tuning: G C E A (G C E A)

Key: C

Difficulty: Intermediate

Verse 1:
   C
Let loose with your charms
  C
Go reckless, unharmed
  Am
We all signed the card:
Am                C
"Get well, but don't you try too hard"
C

The lessons unlearned
C               G
Oh, this meeting is adjourned
     Am
Oh, these Western concerns
Am                   G/C
Hold my place in line while I get your turn


Bridge:
C              Am
To the empty balconies we serenade
Am                        G/C
All the playgrounds where them kids don't get to play
C                   Am
Dirty parkies went and chased them all away
Am
To the game consoles to fatten

Verse 2:
C
The best room they have
C
Is the last room you want
  Am
The bathroom's outside
Am
Police tape is tied
G    C
To the doorknobs for rooms
C
Nine through thirty-two
      Am
All these Western concerns
Am
We beg while we chew

Pre-chorus:
   F             G               Am
These Western concerns are all I ever really learned to be concerned with

Chorus:
Am                 F
But don't you, don't you know it's hard
    Dm       Am
Feeling tired every time that you try?
     F      Dm      Am
Ain't it hard feeling tired all the time?

Verse 3:
                    C
The family living upstairs must have a fleet of ride along mowers
     Am
While the novelist to my right's convinced that every woman's a whore
G   C
But he bothers me time and again
C                         Am
To set him up with my very best friends and I say, "What?!"
Am
Says he doesn't restate but he will not shut up!

Instrumental:
C Am C Am F Dm F Dm

Chorus:
Am                 F
Well don't you, don't you know it's hard
    Dm             Am
Feeling tired every time that you try?
     F       Dm      Am
Ain't it hard feeling tired all the time?
Am
Don't you, don't you know

Verse 3:
F
I'm going to bury
G             C
My head in the woods right now
F
Scan for some mycelium
G             C
And bring a little back to town

Chorus:
Am                 F
Well don't you, don't you know it's hard (I'm going to bury)
     G     Am
Feeling tired every time that you try? (My head in the woods right now)
     F       Dm      Am
Ain't it hard feeling tired all the time? (Scan for some mycelium and bring a little back to town)

Verse 4:
 C
Go reckless, unharmed
C
Yep, the shut-ins, they're well armed
     Am
Well, we all led the charge
Am                G
'Til we ran aground in our party barge
C
Every little gift was just one more part of their grift
       Am
Oh, yeah, we know it
Am
Oh, yeah, we know it

Verse 5:
  C
The best news that we got
C
Was some dumb hokum we'd all bought
      Am
Oh, though reckless, feeling great
Am
We're the sexiest of all primates
     C
Let's let loose with our charms
C
Shake our ass and wave our arms
      Am
All going apeshit