Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) Difficulty: Novice Verse 1: G7 C The harems of the desert are a sight to behold F C And the harlots are lovely and fair G7 C But the fairest, a Greek, belonged to a sheikh G7 C Called Abdul Abulbul Amir. Verse 2: G7 C A travelling brothel came down from the North F C That was privately run for the Tsar G7 C Who often would brag that none could out-shag G7 C Count Ivan Skavinsky Skavar.
Verse 3: G7 C A day was arranged for the spectacle great F C A visit was planned by the Tsar G7 C And huge multitudes came, so great was the fame G7 C Of Abdul and Ivan Skavar Verse 4: G7 C They met at the track with cocks at the slack F C A starter's gun punctured the air G7 C Both were quick to the rise, the crowd gaped at the size G7 C Of Ivan and Abdul Amir Verse 5: G7 C They worked through the night neath the pale yellow light F C Old Abdul he revved like a car G7 C But he could not compete with the slow steady beat G7 C of Ivan Skavinsky Skavar Verse 6: G7 C The wager was won, Ivan shouldered his gun F C And bent down to polish the pair G7 C When something red hot up his back passage shot G7 C It was Abdul Abulbul Amir Verse 7: G7 C The harlots turned green, the men shouted "Queen!" F C They were ordered to part by the Tsar G7 C Twas bloody bad luck, for Abdul was stuck G7 C Up Ivan Skavinsky Skavar Verse 8: G7 C When at last they were broke, the cream of the joke F C Was laughed at for years by the Tsar G7 C For Abdul, the fool, had left half his tool G7 C Inside Ivan Skavinsky Skavar Verse 9: G7 C The sad Grecian maiden her long vigil keeps F C With a husband whose tastes have turned queer G7 C With the nights growing long, she longs for the dong G7 C Of Abdul Abulbul Amir