The Infinite Monkey Cage Theme Song chords by Television Music

• Capo on 2nd
• Difficulty: Beginner

♫ Verse 1:
    F         A      D7
I find quantum mechanics confusing today
  G7     C    F
Now science is all the rage
            A     D7
The Hadron Collider is banging away
G7          C7
Trying to guess our age

♫ Chorus 1:
 F         F7
G particle here, a particle there
    A#              G7   C
In this weird quantum world bits can be anywhere
   F       A       D7
Which might just explain why I'm losing my hair
    G7    D6   F
In the Infinite Monkey Cage

♫ Verse 2:
             A       D7
T'other day I heard Mrs. Schroedinger say
  G7    C      F
I'm going to put out the cat
              A        D7
Mrs. Heisenberg said oh he might be quite dead
   G7            C7
I'm uncertain if you should do that

♫ Chorus 2:
 F                  F7
Unless you've got that Robin Ince and Professor Cox
  A#           G7      C
I'd leave that poor pussy alone in its box
   F       A     D7
That cat may be as dead as a rat, you can wage
    G7    D6   F
In the Infinite Monkey Cage

♫ Verse 3:
            A        D7
Scientists say all the world's just a stage
   G7     C    F
That physics is passing through
             A     D7
There may be an infinite number of me's
    G7         C7
And an infinite number of you's (God help us)

♫ Chorus 3:
F           F7
Over in CERN they are trying to learn
A#            G7   C
What can the dark matter be?
F      A      D7
Who gives a fig if the pig can do trig
    G7    D6   F
In the Infinite Monkey Cage

♫ Verse 4:
          A     D7
This linear super positional thing
  G7     C    F
Is blowing my mind today
              A      D7
The multiverse seems to be made out of string
G7            C7
That's what the particle physicists say

♫ Chorus 4:
  F           F7
If infinite monkeys type every day
   A#           G7     C
They may accidentally write Hamlet the play
      F       A        D7
But they'd probably just shit on it and throw it away
    G7    D6   F         D7
In the Infinite Monkey Cage (The naughty monkeys)
    G7    D6   F          D7
In the Infinite Monkey Cage (Without your trousers)
    G7    D6   F
In the Infinite Monkey Cage