Red Dwarf - Tongue Tied Ukulele chords by Television Music

G           B
When I saw you for the first time (first time)
C         D
My knees began to quiver (quiver)
G         B
And I got a funny feeling (feeling)
C          D
In my kidneys and my liver (digestive system baby)
C           G
My hands they started shakin' (shakin')
C        G
My heart began a-thumpin' (boom, boom, boom)
G C         Am
My breakfast left my body (huey, huey, huey)
  D        D7
Now darling tell me something
          G             B
Why do you make me tongue tied (tongue tied) tongue tied
C        Cmaj7
Whenever you are near me? (near me)
G      Cmaj7
Tied tongue (tied tongue)
G      Cmaj7
Tied tongue (tied tongue)
Am    D     G
Whenever you're in town
  Em    Am  D   G
You make me feel a clown, girl
                      B
Yes, you make me tongue tongue (tied tied) tongue tied
C          Cmaj7
Why can't I tell you clearly? (clearly)
G     Cmaj7     G      Cmaj7
Tied tied, tongue tongue (tongue tied, tongue tied)
Am    D   G
Whenever you're around

           B
I saw you 'cross the dance floor (dancin')
C           D
I thought of birds and bees (reproductive system baby)
G          B
But when I tried to speak to ya (talk, talk)
C             D
My tongue unravelled to my knees (flippety-flippety-flop)
C         G
I tried to say "I love you" (love you)
C            G
But it came out kind of wrong, girl (wrong girl)
C            Am
It sounded like "nunubididoo" (tongue tied)
D            D7
Nuh-mur-nuh-murh-ni-nong-nurl


              G            B
That's 'cause you make me tongue tied (tongue tied) tongue tied
C        Cmaj7
Whenever you are near me (near me)
G        Cmaj7
I'm nurmy murmy (nurmy murmy)
G      Cmaj7
Murmy nurmy (nurmy murmy)
Am    D     G
Whenever you're in town (in town)
  Em   Am   D   G
My trousers they go brown, girl


                      B
Yes, you make me nongy nangy (nangy nongy) tongue tied
C          Cmaj7
Why can't I tell you clearly? (clearly)
G        Cmaj7
Be-dobby-durgle (dobby durgle)
G      Cmaj7
Tongue tied (tongue tied)
Am    D   G
Whenever you're around

BREAK (I'm not 100% sure on this part)
C           Bm
Oh, I'm beggin' on my knees
C              D7
Sweet, sweet darling, listen please
C     Em     C
Understand me when I say
D7 muted
Gedurble-diggle-doggle-niggle-foggle-nibble-nay
           G             B
I'm trying to say I'm tongue tied (tongue tied) tongue tied
C        Cmaj7
Whenever you are near me (really)
G        Cmaj7
I'm nurmy murmy (nurmy murmy)
G      Cmaj7
Murmy nurmy (murmy nurmy)
Am    D     G
Whenever you're in town (in town)
 Em    Am   D   G
I drool so much I drown, girl
                      B
Yes, you make me nongy nangy (nangy nongy) ningy nongy
C          Cmaj7
Why can't I tell you clearly (clearly)
G        Cmaj7
Ge-dobby-durgle (dobby durgle)
G       Cmaj7
Durgle dobby (durgle dobby)
Am    D   G
Whenever you're around (around)
Em    Am   D    G