Family Guy - Drunken Irish Dad chords by Television Music

F         C
Oh, he doesn't smell like Irish Spring,
    Bb       F
And he never taught me anything,
  Bb       F
But still I slap my chest and sing -
   G       C
Of My Drunken Irish Dad.
    F         C
Oh, his face looks like a railroad map,
    Bb       F
And he never shuts his freakin' trap...
  Bb       F
But all the ladies catch the clap
     G       C
From your Drunken Irish Dad.

   Bb          A
Ask a Hennessey, Tennessey, Morrison,
       Bb
Shaughnessy, Reardon, and Rooney...
    A
They'll tell you the same
Bb           A
McNulty, Mulrooney, and Connor and Clooney,
  Bb            C
All feel the same mixture of pride and of
shame.

Bb         A
Finnegan, Hannigan, Kelly, and Flanagan.
Bb         A
Look to the ground while their dad passes by
Bb         A
Cafferty, Rafferty, Joyce and O'Lafferty,
Bb           C
Fight for his honor and then start to cry!

F-C-Bb-C-F-C-G-C F-C-Bb-C-F-C-G-G-C

    F       C
Oh, we Irish lads are all infirm,
    Bb       F
And our moods infect us like a germ
    Bb            F
'Cause we're all the spawn of a pickled sperm...

 And we don't tan well either.
    G    C   F