Intro: Well now, Chief G I can see that you're a man of integrity G D7 Thank you G G# But ask yourself this Verse 1: G Have you got a sweet tooth?
I do G A7 A hunger that you have to feed D7 Have you got a sweet tooth? I do A7 G Well, we've got everything you need (Mm) Dm Bm E7 Don't give me that conscience nonsense E7 Am7 It's simply quid pro quo A7 G So, a hundred of your favorites D7 G Sorry, I'm afraid it's no Instrumental: G Promised the wife I'd cut down on chocolate G You know, I gotta get in shape for the policeman's ball, so Verse 2: G But think about your sweet tooth I do G A7 I've had it since I was a boy D7 A naughty little sweet tooth It's true D7 G The only thing that brings you joy Dm Bm Don't look at your waistline E7 It's fine (Come on) E7 Am7 Who needs to see their toes? A7 D7 G So, seven hundred boxes? That's a lotta chocolates (Mm-hmm) G7 No E7 Well, come on, let's give it the big sale Verse 3: A Have you got a sweet tooth? N.C. Me too (Fellas) A A7 B7 Have you got the hots for chocs? (I do, really, yeah) B7 E7 Do you think the candy's dandy? (Oh yeah) E7 Well, we've got lots and lots and lots A A7 And lots and lots and lots (Why am I singing) Outro: A7 B7 If the wife's complaining C A Body shaming Dm D D#dim It's amazing what a tailor can conceal D Keep your wretched chocolates E Eighteen hundred boxes? A Oh, deal