Heathers The Musical - Beautiful chords by Soundtracks

VERONICA:
                Cm
September 1st, 1989. Dear Diary: I believe I'm a good person.
Ya know, I think there's good in everyone.
 Cm Cm7 F/C Cm F7sus4 F9 Abmaj7 Bb
But here we are, first day of senior year!
Cm  Cm7  F/C  Cm/Eb  Eb/F  F7sus4  F9  Abmaj7  Bb
I look around at all these kids I've known all my life and I ask myself: What happened?

KIDS:
Cm   Cm7  F/C   Cm/Eb Eb/F F7sus4 F9    Abmaj7 Bb
Freak! Slut! Burnout! Bug-eyes! Poser! Lard-ass!

VERONICA:
Cm             C7sus4
We were so tiny, happy and shiny, playing tag and getting chased.

KIDS:
Freak! Slut! Loser! Shortbus!

VERONICA:
C6sus
Singing and clapping,
        Abmaj7/C
laughing and napping,
baking cookies, eating paste.

KIDS:
Bull-dyke! Stuck-up! Hunchback!

VERONICA:
Cm
Then we got bigger.
        C7sus4
That was the trigger,
Like the Huns invading Rome - Sorry!
Am7#5/C
Welcome to my school,
          Abmaj7/C
This ain't no high school:
This is the Thunderdome.
Fm     Db/F
Hold your breath
and count the days,
   Cm/Eb
we're graduating soon.

KIDS:
White trash!

VERONICA:
Eb/Db  Db   Eb/Db Dbmaj7
College will be paradise
  G7sus4 Ab/G    Gm7 Cm/G
If I'm not dead by June!
   Abmaj9   Ebmaj9
But I know, I know, life can be beautiful.
 Abmaj9  Ebmaj9       Ebadd2
I pray, I pray for a better way.
   Ab/C     Fm9/C
If we changed back then,
     Eb7/Ab Ab
we could change again.
    F7sus4  F7  G7sus4
We can be beautiful...

HIPSTER DORK:
Ow!

VERONICA:
Just not today.
Cm Cm7 F/C Cm/Eb Eb/F
Hey, are you okay?

HIPSTER DORK:
F7sus4 F9 Abmaj7 Bb
Get away, nerd.

KIDS:
Cm   Cm7  F/C  Cm/Eb Eb/F F7sus4 F9   Abmaj7 Bb
Freak! Slut! Cripple! Homo!  Homo! Homo!

VERONICA:
Cm
Things will get better
       C7sus4
soon as my letter
comes from Harvard, Duke, or Brown.
Am7#5/C
Wake from this coma,
      Abmaj9/C
take my diploma,
N.C.
then I can blow this town.
Fm    Db/F
Dream of ivy-covered walls
   Ebmaj13
and smoky French cafes...

RAM:
Watch it!

VERONICA:
Eb/Db   Db   Eb/Db  Dbmaj7  G7sus4  Ab/G   Gm7 Cm/G
Fight the urge to strike a match and set this dump ablaze!

RAM:
G7
Ooooops.

VERONICA:
N.C. or (xxxx01)
Ram Sweeney. Third year as linebacker.
And eighth year of smacking lunch trays and BEING A HUGE DICK.

RAM:
What did you say to me skank?

VERONICA:
N.C.
... Nothing.

VERONICA & KIDS:
   Abmaj9   Ebadd2
But I know, I know, life can be beautiful.
 Fm11/Eb Ebmaj9
I pray, I pray for a better way.
   Cm7#5    Gm7#5/Bb
We were kind before,
     Eb7/Ab   Ab
we can be kind once more.
     F7sus4  F7  G7sus4
We will be beautiful...

VERONICA:
Agh!... Hey Martha.

MARTHA:
Hey.

VERONICA:
Cm Cm7               Abmaj7 Bb
Martha Dunnstock. My best friend since diapers.

MARTHA:
Cm Cm7
We on for movie night?

VERONICA:
              Abmaj7 Bb
Yeah, you're on Jiffy Pop detail.

MARTHA:
   Cm Cm7
I rented "The Princess Bride."

VERONICA:
                Abmaj7 Bb
Again? Don't you have it memorized by now?

MARTHA:
Cm Cm7                   Abmaj7 Bb
What can I say? I'm a sucker for a happy ending.

KURT:
      Cm Cm7
Martha Dumptruck! Wide load!
N.C.
Honnnnnk!

VERONICA:
N.C. or (xxxx01)
Kurt Kelly. Quarterback. He is the smartest guy on the football team.
Which is kind of like being the tallest dwarf.
Hey! Pick that up right now!

KURT:
I'm sorry, are you actually talking to me?

VERONICA:
Yes, I am. I wanna know what gives you the right to pick on my friend.
You're a high school has-been waiting to happen. A future gas station attendant.

KURT:
N.C.            G7sus4
You have a zit right there.

VERONICA:
N.C.
Dear diary:
Ebm6/Gb
Why...

HIPSTER DORK:
        Bbm/F
Why do they hate me?

REPUBLICAN GIRL:
         F7/Eb
Why don't I fight back?

KURT:
      Bbm/Db    Bbm
Why do I act like such a creep?

VERONICA:
Ebm6/Gb
Why...

MARTHA:
         Bbm/F
Why won't he date me?

RAM:
       F7/Eb
Why did I hit him?

STONER CHICK, MS. FLEMING, & BLOW-DRIED PREPPY:
      Bbm/Db    Bbm
Why do I cry myself to sleep?

VERONICA:
Abm6/B
Why?!...

KIDS:
     Ebm/Bb
Somebody hug me!
     Bb7/Ab
Somebody fix me!
     Ebm/Gb
Somebody save me!
       B7/F
Send me a sign, God!
Give me some hope here!
         E7/Bb D5
Something to live for!

Interlude:
D A/D Am/D G/D Eb/D
D A/D Am/D G/D Eb/D

KIDS:
D  Bm11   G/F   Eb6/9    D
Aah... Heather, Heather, and Heather...

VERONICA:
           Bbmaj7
Then there's the Heathers. They float above it all.

KIDS:
D  Bm11   G/F   Eb6/9    D
I love Heather, Heather, and Heather...
  Bm11   G/F   Eb6/9    D
I hate Heather, Heather, and Heather...

VERONICA:
Heather McNamara. Head cheerleader. Her dad's loaded - he sells engagement rings.

KIDS:
  Bm11   G/F   Eb6/9    D
I want Heather, Heather, and Heather...

VERONICA:
Heather Duke. Runs the yearbook. No discernible personality, but her mom did pay for implants.
And Heather Chandler. The Almighty.

KIDS:
  Bm11   G/F   Eb6/9
I need Heather, Heather-

VERONICA:
N.C.
She is a mythic bitch.
Fm       Db/F      Ebmaj9
They are solid Teflon - never bothered, never harassed.
Eb/Db  Db  Eb/Db  Dbmaj7 G7sus4  Ab/G
I would give anything to be like that.

HIPSTER DORK:
G7   Abmaj9       Ebmaj13
I'd like to be their boyfriend.

KIDS:
That would be beautiful.

STONER CHICK:
Abmaj9                  Ebmaj7
If I sat at their table, guys would notice me!

KIDS:
So beautiful!

MARTHA:
Abmaj9/C Gm7#5/Bb  Eb7/Ab
I'd like them to be nicer.

KIDS:
      Ab
That would be beautiful.

BELEAGUERED GEEK:
F7sus4         F        Cm7/F         F7sus4
I'd like to kidnap a Heather and photograph her naked in an abandoned warehouse
     F          N.C.
and leave her tied up for the rats!

HEATHER DUKE:
 Cm7 F/C F7sus4 F9
(vomits)

HEATHER CHANDLER:
 Cm7 F/C        F7sus4 F9
Grow up, Heather. Bulimia is so '87.

HEATHER MCNAMARA:
                 Cm7 F/C
Maybe you should see a doctor, Heather.

HEATHER DUKE:
      Cm7 F/C
Yeah, Heather, Maybe I should.

MS. FLEMING:
N.C.
Ah, Heather and Heather...and Heather.
C#m  C#m7 F#/C#                  F#7sus4  F#9
Perhaps you didn't hear the bell over all the vomiting. You're late for class.

HEATHER CHANDLER:
        C#m  C#m7 F#/C#
Heather wasn't feeling well. We're helping her.

MS. FLEMING:
   F#7sus4  F#9            C#m  C#m7 F#/C#
Not without a hall pass you're not. Week's detention.

VERONICA:
N.C.
Uh, actually, Ms. Fleming, all four of us are out on a hall pass. Yearbook committee.

MS. FLEMING:
Ebm    F/Eb    Dbmaj7 Bbm                Ebm F/Eb
... I see you're all listed. Hurry up and get where you're going.

HEATHER CHANDLER:
      Dbmaj7 Bbm       Ebm F/Eb
This is an excellent forgery. Who are you?

VERONICA:
        Dbmaj7 Bbm
Veronica Sawyer. I crave a boon.

HEATHER CHANDLER:
    Ebm F/Eb
What boon?

VERONICA:
           Dbmaj7 Bbm
Um, let me sit at your table at lunch. Just once. No talking necessary.
  Ebm F/Eb                     Dbmaj7 Bbm
If people think you guys tolerate me, they'll leave me alone...
 Ebm F/Eb                           Dbmaj7 Bbm
Before you answer, I also do report cards, permission slips and absence notes.

HEATHER DUKE:
How about prescriptions?

HEATHER CHANDLER:
Shut up, Heather.

HEATHER DUKE:
F
Sorry, Heather.

HEATHER CHANDLER:
   F              F
For a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone structure.

HEATHER MCNAMARA:
    Fsus4                       Fadd4
And a symmetrical face. If I took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull,
     Bb7sus/F         Gbmaj13/F
I'd have matching halves. That's very important.

HEATHER DUKE:
 Bb7sus/F         Gbmaj13/F    N.C.
Of course, you could stand to lose a few pounds.

HEATHER CHANDLER:
    Gbmaj7
And ya know, ya know, ya know?
Db
This could be beautiful.
  Gbmaj7
Mascara, maybe some lip gloss,
Db          Dbsus
and we're on our way.
    Gb/Bb   Db/Ab
Get this girl some blush;
        F/Gb    Gb
And Heather, I need your brush.
        Eb7sus4
Let's make her beautiful.

HEATHER MCNAMARA:
Let's make her beautiful...

HEATHER DUKE:
Let's make her beautiful...

HEATHER CHANDLER:
         F7sus4
Make her beautiful!
Okay?

VERONICA:
Okay!

KURT:
Ebm6/Gb    Bbm/F
Out of my way, geek!

BELEAGUERED GEEK:
         F7/Eb
I don't want trouble!

RAM:
      Bbm/Db  Bbm
You're gonna die at 3pm!

REPUBLICAN GIRL & GOTH GIRL:
Ebm6/Gb       Bbm/F       F7/Eb
Don't you dare touch me! Get away, pervert!

BELEAGUERED GEEK:
     Bbm/Db   Bbm
What'd I ever do to them?

KIDS:
Abm6/F       Ebm/Bb
Who could survive this?
        Bb7/Ab
I can't escape this!
Ebm/F     F7sus4
I think I'm dying!

MS. FLEMING:
N.C.
Who's that with Heather?

KIDS:
Eb/Bb Gb/Bb Ebm6/Bb
Whoa.
Bb5  F/Bb  Abmaj7/Bb   Ebmaj7/Bb
Heather, Heather, Heather...

GOTH GIRL:
And someone!

KIDS:
Bb5  F/Bb  Abmaj7/Bb   Eb/Bb
Heather, Heather, Heather...

PRINCIPAL, COACH, & MS. FLEMING:
Ebmaj7/Bb
And a babe!

KIDS:
Bb5  F/Bb Abm/Bb Eb/Bb
Heather, Heather, Heather...

MARTHA:
N.C.    F7sus4
Veronica?!

KIDS:
  Gb F
Veronica?
  Gb F
Veronica!
  Gb F7sus4
Veronica!!!

VERONICA & KIDS:
    Esus/A         E
And ya know, ya know, ya know, life can be beautiful.
  Esus/A          E
You hope, you dream, you pray, and you get your way!
    C#m7#5 G#m7#5/B
Ask me how it feels
     E7/A  A
looking like hell on wheels...
       F#7sus4
My God, it's beautiful!
      F#7sus4
I might be beautiful!
        G#7sus4
And when you're beautiful...
                C#
It's a beautiful frickin' day!

KIDS:
  G#/C#   G#m/C#  F#/C#    C#
Heather! Heather! Heather! Veronica!
  G#/C#   G#m/C#  F#/C#    C#5
Heather! Heather! Heather! Veronica!
A D#dim C#5
Veronica!
A D#dim C#5
Veronica!
A D#dim C#5
Veronica!
   C#