Verse: D G A Life could not better be G A D A Better be, better be D G A It could not possibly A D A D No sirrah, sirrah si-ree Verse: D G A Songs could not gayer be
G A D A Sound your doe rei or mii D G A Re mi fa so la see A D A D Fa, la la la, follow me Chorus: A D Why be gloomy? A D Cut thy nose off to spite thy face? C# F#m Listen to me N.C. D5 N.C. A nose is hard... to replace Verse 2: D G A Skies could not bluer be G A D A Hearts in love truer be D G C# I'd say for you or me Em7 F#m Life couldn't possibly, not even probably Em G A D Life couldn't possibly bet-ter be Verse: D G A Life could not better be G A D A On a medieval spree D G A Knights full of chivalry A D A D Villains full of vil-lai-ny Verse: D G A You'll see as you suspect G A D A Maidens fair, in silks bedecked D G A Each pride and true effect A D A D For the umpteenth time we re-sur-rect Chorus: A D We did research A D Authenticity was a must C# F#m "Zooks!" Did we search! N.C. D5 N.C. And what did we find?... A lotta dust Verse: D G A After the dust had cleared G A D A Half the cast had a beard D G A And I'm the one as you can see A D A D For whom the bell tolls mer-ri-ly Chorus: A D We asked Shakespeare A D And Francis Bacon would they declare C# F#m Which one wrote this? N.C. D5 N.C. And they both said... "get outta there!" Verse 2: D G A Which brings us to the plot G A D A Plot we got, quite a lot D G C# And as it unfolds you'll see G F#m What starts like a scary tale Em D Ends like a fairy tale Em G A D And life couldn't possibly bet-ter be