Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) Intro: C D7 G Verse 1: G You men who long for love C You mustn't all despair G There's a secret you should know C D To capture the hearts of the fair
Chorus: G You may not have the looks C D You may not have the dash G But you'll win yourself a girl D G If you've only got a mustache C G A mustache C G A mustache C G D G If you've only got a mustache C D7 G Verse 2: G You may be common folk C Without a hint of pride G But you needn't be a pain C D To make any maiden a bride Chorus: G You may not have the name C D You may not have the cash G But you'll make that girl your own D G If you've only got a mustache C G A mustache C G A mustache C G D G If you've only got a mustache C D7 G Verse 3: G You may be big and fat C Or uglier than sin G All the ladies shut you out C D You're wondering how to get in Chorus: G Well, here is my advice C D For how to make a splash G C You can have your pick of gals D G If you've only got a mustache C G A mustache C G A mustache C G C G If you've only got a mustache Outro: C G A mustache C G A mustache C G A mustache C G Big mustache C G Big mustache C G My mustache C G Your mustache C G Say the word C G The word mustache C G (A mustache) C G (A mustache) C G C G Now we both have said mustache C G A mustache C G A mustache C G C G If you've only got a mustache