Verse 1: Ebm Long ago, when I was five Cb5 I snuck in the kitchen late at night Bb Ebm And ate a donut with a maple glaze Ebm My father asked who ate the snack Cb5 I said that it was my brother Jack Cb Bb7 Ebm And Jack got grounded for fourteen days
Pre-Chorus: Abm Abmadd9 I've lived with that guilt all of my life Db7/Bb Bb7(b9) Db7/Bb Bb7b9 And the terrible vision that I had that night N.C. No! Please, I don't wanna go back! Chorus: Ebm F/Eb Ebm F/Eb Down, down thy soul is cast Ebm F/Eb Cb/Eb Bb/Eb From the Earth whenceforth ye fell Ebm F/Eb Gb/Eb F/Eb The path of fire leads thee to Ebm Spooky Mormon Hell Dream Ebm F/Eb Gb/Eb F/Eb Ebm Em/Eb Cb/Eb Bb/Eb Wel-come back to Spooky Mormon Hell Dream Ebm F/Eb You are having Cb/Eb Bb/Eb Ebm A Spooky Mormon Hell Dream now Verse 2: Ebm And now I've gone and done it again! (Rectus!) C#m I've committed another awful sin! (Dominus!) Ebm/Cb Ebm/Bb Bb Ebm I left my mission companion all alone (Spookytus!) Ebm Oh God, how could I have done this to you? (Deus!) C#m How could I break rule seventy-two? (Creepyus!) Ebm/Cb Ebm/Bb Bb Ebm And now my soul hath just been thrown N.C. Back into Spooky Mormon Hell Dream Chorus: Ebm F/Eb Gb/Eb F/Eb Down, down to Satan's realm! Ebm Em/Eb Ebm Cb/Eb Bb/Eb See where you be - lo - - ong! Ebm F/Eb Gb/Eb F/Eb There is nothing you can do! Cb/Eb Bb/Eb No escape from Ebm Spooky Mormon Hell Dream! Verse 3: Eb5 You blamed your brother for eating the donut, and now you walk out on your mission companion? Cb Ebm/Bb Bb You're a DICK! Ebm Jesus, I'm sorry! Eb Bb Eb Jesus hates you, this we know! Ab Eb For Jesus just told you so! N.C. You remember Lucifer! He is even spookier! Interlude: Abm Esus Ebsus Bbm Asus Absus Csus Bsus Dbsus Dsus Chorus: F7#5/Eb C7#5/Eb Minions of Hades have you heard the news? F7#5/Eb C7#5/Eb Asus Absus Kevin was caught playing hooky! F7#5/Eb C7#5/Eb Now he's back with all you Cath'lics and Jews Eb7#9 It's super spooky-wooky! Abm7 Abm7/Bb Abm7/Cb Abm7 I'm sorry, Lord, it was selfish of me Bb7 To break the rules, please Bb7 I don't wanna be in this Eb7#9 Spooky Mormon Hell Dream! MINIONS OF HELL: Abm Spooky Mormon Hell Dream! Interlude: Ebm F Gb F Genghis Khan Jeffrey Dahmer Dbm Em Ebm Cb Bb Hitler Johnnie Cochran! Ebm F Gb F The spirits all surround you Cb Bb Ebm Spooky spooky spooky! Bridge: G7#5/F D7#9/F I started a war, and killed millions of Jews! G7#5/F D7#9/F Bsus Bb I slaughtered the Chinese! G7#5/F D7#9/F I stabbed a guy and fucked his corpse! G7#5/F D7#9/F I got O.J. freed! Bbm7 Bbm7/C You think that's bad? Bbm7/Db Bbm7 I broke rule seventy-two! Oh! C7 I left my companion! I'm way worse than you! F7#9 F7 I hate this Spooky Mormon Hell Dream F7#9 F7 Spooky Mormon Hell Dream C#m Ah Gm Oh, Heavenly Father! P-please, give me one more chance! Bbm A I won't break the rules again! Instrumental: Dm E/D F/D E/D Dm E/D Dm E/D F/D E/D D5 Ab5 D5 Ab5 D5 Ab5 D5 Ab5 Interlude: N.C. I can't believe Jesus called me a dick! Instrumental: Cdim7 C7 Cdim7 C7 Chorus: F6 C9 F6 C9 Welcome welcome F6 G13 G9 Gm7 C13 To Spooky Mor-mon Hell Dream F6 Eb6 Dm7 Gm7b5 You are never waking up F6 N.C. From Spooky Mormon Hell Dream Outro: F Gm/F Ab/F Bb/F Down, down thy soul is cast (Oh, please help me Father! Please let me wake up!) Bm F#7sus/B D/B Bsus From the Earth whenceforth ye fell (Give me one more chance! I won't let you down again!) Fm/C Gm/C Ab/C Bbm/C This must be it, you must be there, you must be in C7 Dbm Fm Spooky Mormon Hell Dream now!