Hazbin Hotel - Hells Greatest Dad chords by Cartoons Music

• Difficulty: Intermediate

Em
Lucifer Morningstar: Looks like you could use some help
C
From the Big Boss of Hell himself
E         A         C
Check out Daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp
           Em      Am     B
Lucifer Muppets: "Five Stars!" "Flawless!" "Greater than great!"
  Em     A
Oh, with the punch of a pentagram
  G       C
I wap-bam-boom, alakazam
Em          C
Usually, I charge a sacrificial lamb

But you get the family rate!
E

"Thanks, Dad"
C        B        Em
Who needs a busboy now that you've got the chef?
G
(Woh-oh-oh!)
C      B        E
Michelin tasting menu free a la carte
C      B        G
I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref!
A
Champaign fountains

Caviar mountains
B          Em
That's just a start!
      Em
Alastor: Who's been here since day one?
C
Who's been faithful as a nun?
E        A          C
Makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun

Your executive producer

Charlie Morningstar: That's true!
     Em
Alastor: I'm your guy
    A
Your day-to-day
   B
Your chum
    Am
Your steadfast hotelier
   C
Remember when I fixed that clog today?
     G
Niffty: I was stuck, thank you, sir!

Charlie: Oh you!
      C             B
Alastor: I'm truly honored that we've built such a bond

Charlie: Aawww!
     G        Am
Alastor: You're like a child that I wish that I had

Lucifer: Uh, what?
      C     B        G
Alastor: I care for you just like a daughter I spawned

Lucifer: Hold on now!

Alastor: It's a little funny
F#m            B
You could almost call me Dad!
B   Bbm  Bb
(Lucifer plays violin)
Bbm     Ab  G
(Alastor play piano)
G  F
(Lucifer play accordion)
      F                G
Alastor: They say when you're looking for assistance
   C                A
It's smart to pick the path of least resistance
      D              G
Lucifer: Others say that in your needy hour
G      C           Ab
There's no substitute for pure angelic power!
   Bb              C
Who just happens to also be your blood!
     F
Alastor: Sadly, there are times
    Bb
A birth parent is a dud
C
They say the family you choose is better

Lucifer: What a bunch of losers!

Alastor: Can you butt out of my song?
     D
Lucifer: Your song? I started this!
     F
Alastor: I'm singing it, I'll finish it!
     D
Lucifer: Oh you tacky piece of-
       C
Mimzy: It's me!
      A
Yes, it's me!
    Dm            G
I know you were all waiting for me
   C
I'm here
    A
What a gas
    Dm            G
Took a while but I'm present at last!
   D
It's me
   G
It's me
   Fm C
Mimzzzyyyyyyy!

Lucifer: Who?