Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) Intro: Em G A G Di-di-di-di-day. Em G A G Verse 1: Em G A G Who's that guy with the lab coat on? (I wonder who.) Em G A G Who's that guy with the vacant expression? (I'll never tell.) Em G A G It's not a conclusion that it's so forgone. Em Okay, it's me, G And me, A And me, G And also me!
Over there, that's me, too. Verse 2: Em G A G Who's that guy with the jutting jaw? (Yeah, baby!) Em G A G Who's that guy with the receding forehead? (Hey!) Em G A G Who's that guy living outside of the law? Em Oh, that's me, G And me, A And me, G And also me! Pre-Chorus 1: A Get out of my way, 'Cause anyone can see, Em I'm about to settle down for some serious me-time! A If you painted his picture, It would have to be a mural. B7 'Cause I'm tellin' you now, I've never been so plural! C7 D7 Look outside, you're bound to see Chorus 1: Em G A An army of me! (An army of him.) G Em An army of me! G A I'm ubiquitous, really, I'm everywhere! G Em G A An army of me! (An army of him.) G Em G A G A whole army of me! (Doo, doo, doo doo de day day) Pre-Chorus 2: A So he's got a big surprise For his brother, the Mayor. G He never really figured I was much of a player. A Roger's gonna run home And hide under the covers... B7 When he finds himself surrounded By a thousand big brothers! I'm a... C7 D7 One-man family tree! Chorus 2: Em G A An army of me! (An army of him.) G Em G A It's an army of me! (Di day a did'n di dip.) G Em G A An army of me-ee-he! (An army of him.) G Em G A An army of me! Outro: G Em G A A whole army of me! (An army of him.) G Em G A An army of me! (Di day-a did'n di dip.) G Em G A It's an army of me! (An army of him.) G Em A whole army of me! (Dee did'n day-uh!) That's right!