D G Me and Oliver and Virgil is-at the drug store killin time A D when my eyes fell upon this magazine G I started readin this article on skydiving and parachutes A D and they said jumpin out of airplanes was the thing G Now being raised down on a farm and always lookin for adventure A D I knew that we could figure out a way G Delmer Gill has got a parachute and uncle Harvey’s got an airplane A D so I said call the boys together today's the day
A D Well I found out too late what uncle Harvey called an airplane E7 A Wasnt nuthin but an engine and a wing D G and I could feel my fear a-risen as Delmer packed the parachute A D cause he kept tellin me ayes doin the right thing G Ron McLaughlin shook my hand as JD strapped me in the harness A D and Tilden brought a jug and passed it around G I took one look at that parachute, that whiskey and that airplane A D and I turned that bottle up and drank it down. G Well I was drunker than Cooter Jones when they poured me in the plane A D the engine coughed and sputtered towards the clouds G Well I was sober as a judge when he opened up that door A D I never knew my heart to beat that loud A D I said HARVEY I CANT DO IT as he pushed my out the door E7 A and I wrapped my hands around the landing gear D G and I was holdin on real good till Harvey stepped down on my fingers A D Virgil said he heard me scream from way up there! G Well I thanked God and Delmer Gilles when that parachute finally opened A D I said hell, there aint no use in bein afraid G and I went crashin through the hen-house scattering chickens and breakin eggs A D and I kissed the ground and fainted dead away.