Fat Funny Friend chords by Maddie Zahm (Ver. 2)

♫ Intro:

E B B/Bb


             E
I break the ice
                   B     B/Bb
So they don't see my size
                   E
And I have to be nice
                B          B/Bb
Or I'll be the next punch line

♫ Verse 2:
 E
I'm just the best friend in Hollywood movies
    B               B/Bb
Who only exists to continue the story
     E
The girl gets the guy, while I'm standing off-screen
B                     B/Bb
So I'll wait for my cue to be comedic relief

♫ Chorus:
 E
Can't be too loud, and can't be too busy
   B                              B/Bb
If I don't answer now, are they still gonna need me?
E
Can't be too proud, and can't think I'm pretty
          B                       B/Bb
Do they keep me around, so their flaws just seem silly?


♫ Refrain:
             E
Life of the Fat
Funny
Friend
             B           B/Bb
Life of the Fat
Funny
Friend

♫ Verse 3:
            E
I say I'm okay
                       B     B/Bb
'cause they wouldn't care anyway
                       E                  B
And I could try to explain my efforts in vain
              B/Bb
They can't relate

Ohh
♫ Verse 4:
        E
I've drawn out in sharpie where I'd take the scissors
     B                            B/Bb
If that's what it took for me to look in the mirror
      E
I've done every diet to make me look thinner
   B                        B/Bb
So why do I still feel so ******* inferior?

♫ Chorus:
 E
Can't be too loud, and can't be too busy
   B                              B/Bb
If I don't answer now, are they still gonna need me?
E
Can't be too proud, and can't think I'm pretty
          B                       B/Bb
Do they keep me around, so their flaws just seem silly?

♫ Refrain:
             E
Life of the Fat
Funny
Friend
             B           B/Bb
Life of the Fat
Funny
Friend

♫ Verse 5:
      G#m
It's funny when I think a guy likes me
          B                          B/Bb
And it's funny when I'm the one who says, "let's go to eat"
              E
It's ******* funny when I'm asked to go out on Halloween;
  B
Dresses, and thigh-highs, while I hide my body

♫ Chorus:
 E
Can't be too loud, and can't be too busy
   B                              B/Bb
If I don't answer now, are they still gonna need me?
E
Can't be too proud, and can't think I'm pretty
          B                       B/Bb
Do they keep me around, so their flaws just seem silly?

♫ Refrain:
             E
Life of the Fat
Funny
Friend
B           B/Bb
Life of the Fat
Funny
Friend
             E
Life of the Fat
Funny
Friend
             B           B/Bb
Life of the Fat
Funny
Friend

♫ Outro:
       E                                         B
I've drawn out in sharpie where I'd take the scissors