Intro: C C7 F G G7 C Verse: C C7 F They say to have her hair done Liz flies all the way to France G G7 C And Jackie's seen in a discotheque doin' a brand new dance C C7 F And the White House social season should be glittering and gay G7 G But here in Topeka the rain is a fallin' G7 G The faucet is a drippin' and the kids are a bawlin' G7 G G C One of them a toddlin' and one is a crawlin' and one's on the way
Verse: G C7 F I'm glad that Raquel Welch just signed a million dollar pact G G7 C And Debbie's out in Vegas workin' up a brand new act C C7 F While the tv's showin' Newlyweds a real fun game to play G7 G But here in Topeka the screen door's a bangin' G7 G The coffee's boilin' over and the wash needs a hangin' G7 G G C One wants a cookie and one wants a changin' and one's on the way Verse: G C Now what was I doin' Jimmy get away from there darn there goes the phone G C C7 Hello honey what's that you say you're bringin' a few ole buddies home F You're callin' from a barn get away from there C No not you honey I was talkin' to the baby wait a minute honey the door bell G G7 G7 Honey could you stop at the market and hello hello well I'll be Verse: C C7 F The girls in New York City they all march for women's lib G G7 C And Better Homes and Gardens shows the modern way to live C C7 F And the pill may change the world tomorrow but meanwhile today G7 G Here in Topeka the flies are a buzzin' G7 G The dog is a barkin' and the floor needs a scrubbin' G7 G C One needs a spankin' and one needs a huggin' Lord one's on the way Oh gee I hope it ain't twins again