If I Had A Boat Ukulele chords by Lyle Lovett

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If I had a boat
  Bb      F
I'd go out on the ocean
  Bb     F
And if I had a pony
  Dm       C
I'd ride him on my boat
  Bb      F
And we could all together
Bb      F
Go out on the ocean
Bb     F     C
Me upon my pony on my boat

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If I were Roy Rogers
  Bb       F
I'd sure enough be single
 Bb       F     Dm      C
I couldn't bring myself to marrying old Dale
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It'd just be me and Trigger
    Bb         F
We'd go riding through them movies
     Bb       F        C
Then we'd buy a boat and on the sea we'd sail

  Bb     F
And if I had a boat
  Bb      F
I'd go out on the ocean
  Bb     F
And if I had a pony
  Dm       C
I'd ride him on my boat
  Bb      F
And we could all together
Bb      F
Go out on the ocean
Bb     F     C
Me upon my pony on my boat

  Bb           F
The mystery masked man was smart
  Bb      F
He got himself a Tonto
   Bb      F       C
Cause Tonto did the dirty work for free
  Bb      F
But Tonto he was smarter
    Bb    F
And one day said Kemosabe
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Kiss my ass I bought a boat
  G7      C
I'm going out to sea

  Bb     F
And if I had a boat
  Bb      F
I'd go out on the ocean
  Bb     F
And if I had a pony
  Dm       C
I'd ride him on my boat
  Bb      F
And we could all together
Bb      F
Go out on the ocean
Bb     F     C
Me upon my pony on my boat

  Bb       F
And if I were like lightning
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I wouldn't need no sneakers
  Bb     F        C
I'd come and go wherever I would please
    Bb        F
And I'd scare 'em by the shade tree
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And I'd scare 'em by the light pole
   Bb         F     F        C
But I would not scare my pony on my boat out on the sea

  Bb     F
And if I had a boat
  Bb      F
I'd go out on the ocean
  Bb     F
And if I had a pony
  Dm       C
I'd ride him on my boat
  Bb      F
And we could all together
  Bb     F
Go out on the ocean
Bb     Dm     C
Me upon my pony on my boat
Bb     F     C
Me upon my pony on my boat