Knife Fight Ukulele chords by Lemon Demon

Key: C

🎸 Verse 1:
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I tire of your mind games
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I'm sick of playing Don't Wake Daddy, good sir--
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No more Rock
Paper
Scissors for me!
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But wait, are we not civilized gentlemen here?
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I challenge you to a battle of knifes!

🎸 Chorus:
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KNIFE FIGHT
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You're gonna fight for your life!
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KNIFE FIGHT
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You're gonna fight with a knife!
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KNIFE FIGHT
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A really really really sharp knife!
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YEAH
KNIFE FIGHT!
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I'm a crazy (crazy) son of a bitch!
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I'ma cut you! (Cut you!)
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Swish swish!
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In a knife fight! (Knife fight)
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Knife fight! (Knife fight)
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Knife fight! KNIFE FIGHT!


🎸 Verse 2: Neil & Marty:
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Let me tell you something: I can't be beat
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Oh yeah?
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Yeah-'cause I'm the king of the street!
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Well guess what, man: I'll pin you to the wall!
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Oh yeah?
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Yeah, your knife is way too small!
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Hey! My knife is super sharp and that's what counts!
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I'm gonna make you bleed copious amounts!
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Yeah well I'll be sure to thank you right after I shank you!
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Punk
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Dweeb


🎸 Chorus:
N.C.
KNIFE FIGHT
N.C.
You're gonna fight for your life!
N.C.
KNIFE FIGHT
N.C.
You're gonna fight with a knife!
N.C.
KNIFE FIGHT
N.C.
A really really really really sharp knife!
N.C.
YEAH
KNIFE FIGHT!
N.C.
I'm a crazy (crazy) son of a bitch!
N.C.
I'ma cut you! (Cut you!)
N.C.
Swish swish!
N.C.
In a knife fight! (Knife fight)
N.C.
Knife fight! (Knife fight)
N.C.
Knife fight! KNIFE FIGHT!


🎸 Verse 3: Neil & Marty & Both:
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I'm gonna slice you up!
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I'm gonna cut you down!
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I'll put you in your place!
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I'll put you underground!
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This is the END for you, you gutter crawling cur!
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I've got a TIP for you, get the POINT?
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Yeah, sure
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It's time to face the music!
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Time to face the facts!
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Time to bite the bullet!
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Time to pay the tax!
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I've got a blade of fury
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I am a ball of rage
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You ready, sucka?
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Born ready
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ENGAGE!
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KNIFE!
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FIGHT!
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CUT!
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STAB!
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KNIFE!
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OW!
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POKE!
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KNIFE!


🎸 Bridge: Neil & Marty & Both:
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Hey wait a minute here!
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Oh, what is it!?
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Knifes are dangerous, we could get hurt!
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Hurt?  I don't want to get hurt
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Who does!?
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Okay well, in that case
I challenge you to a
N.C.
TICKLE FIGHT!


🎸 Verse 4: Neil & Marty & Both:
C7          A7
Tickle fight! It's a tickle fight!
 D7            G7
Don't bring no knife to a tickle fight!
 C7             A7
Just bring your fingers, and bring a feather
 D7          G
And everyone can sing together, now:
 C        A7
Tickle fight! Tickle fight!
 Dm7       G7
La-dee-da dum dum tickle fight!
 C       A7
Tickle fight! Tickle fight!
  D7         G7
Whoopy-doo zig zag tickle fight!
C      C7
Ding dong doodly
 F     Fm
Nick nack noodly
C        A7
Fee fi fo fum kitten kaboodly!
  D       G
Tickle fight! Tickle fight!
  G          C
Tickle tickle tickle fight! Hey! (Tickle fight! Hey-yay!)


🎸 Outro: Marty:
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That was fun
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 Where's my knife?