Crazy Ex-girlfriend chords by Miranda Lambert

Tuning: Standard (No capo)

Intro: D

D
It took me five bars, some thirty license plates
D
I saw her mustang and my eyes filled up with rage
D
I brought my pistol, but I ain’t some kind of fool
D
So I walked right in barehanded, she was on his arm while he was playin’
G
pool

          D
Just like I used to do
A7                                  G
She kissed him while I got a beer, well she didn’t think I’d show up here
          D
I’m a crazy ex-girlfriend


D
I watched her for a while but I didn’t like her walk
D
Came across kinda cheap to me, but hey, how’s that my fault
D
She looked at my man like he didn’t have on a stitch
D                              G
Somebody tell that girl to step up to the plate I’m gonna pitch
     D
Little bitch...
A7
Those pretty girls can play their game
                  G
But their damn well gonna know my name!
          D
I’m a crazy ex-girlfriend

(Spoken)
D
Well I started throwin’ things and I scared folks half to death
D
I got up in his face and smelled whiskey on his breath

(Sang)
D
Didn’t give a second thought to being thrown in jail
D                       G
Cause baby to hammer everything looks like a nail
          D
And I was mad as hell!
A7
Well those pretty girls their all the same
                  G
But their damn well gonna know my name!
D
I’m a crazy Ex-Girlfriend!
D
I’m a crazy Ex-Girlfriend!
D
I’m a crazy Ex-Girlfriend!


Chords instructions:
  D     G     A7
e|--0--|  |--3--|  |--0--|
b|--3--|  |--3--|  |--2--|
G|--2--|  |--0--|  |--0--|
D|--0--|  |--0--|  |--2--|
A|--0--|  |--X--|  |--0--|
E|--X--|  |--3--|
(For the D chord, you can do a pull-off/hammer-on on the G string to make it sound
a little more country)