Armadillo chords by Miranda Lambert

Key: Fb

Intro:

G# D#


Verse 1:
D#                                A#
Well, I met an armadillo out in Amarillo, and he asked me for a light
                                                 D#
I said, "A#-where ya goin' " He said, "I don't really know," and I said, "Brother, I've been there twice"
                                              G#
Then he hopped up in the shotgun, then he started rollin' one, I said, "We gonna get along fine"
    D#                          A#           D#
The armadillo with a doobie and a coldie in a koozie had me drivin' to the county line
   G#             D#             A#            D#
And I know it sounds crazy, but please believe me, baby, I swear that's where I was last night

Verse 2:
D#                                             A#
Well, I woulda pulled over, kicked him to the shoulder, but I seen he had a pistol on his hip
                                            D#
He said, "No turnin' back, we got coppers on our ass, and I'm gonna get away with this shit"
                                     G#
Well, I didn't even think to ask the armadillo just what it was that he'd done
  D#                          A#           D#
All I could do was drive and pray that I survived 'cause Arma-damma-dillo had a gun


Bridge:
   G#        D#
Don't try and call my bluff
      G#          A#
Honey, you can't make this shit up
A#
Three, four


Verse 3:
D#                            A#
Met an armadillo out in Amarillo, and he asked me for a light
                                                 D#
I said, "A#-where ya goin' " He said, "I don't really know," and I said, "Brother, I've been there twice"
                                                G#
And then he hopped up in the shotgun, then he started rollin' one, I said, "We gonna get along fine"
    D#                          A#           D#
The armadillo with a doobie and a coldie in a koozie had me drivin' to the county line
   G#             D#             A#               D#
And I know it sounds crazy, but please believe me, baby, I swear that's where I was last night
    D#                          A#           D#
An armadillo with a doobie and a coldie in a koozie had me drivin' to the county line
   G#             D#             A#               D#
And I know it sounds crazy, but please believe me, baby, I swear that's where I was last night


Outro:
Fm     D#
Do-do-do-do-do
A#      D#
Do-do-do-do-do