All Kinds Of Kinds Ukulele chords by Miranda Lambert

Tuning: G C E A (G C E A)

Intro:
C C F   C
C C G
C C F   C
C G C

Verse:
C            F
Ilsa was an acrobat who went and fell in love with that
 Am    G      C
Horatio the human cannonball.
 C                  F
A weddin' 'neath the big top tent with barkers clowns and elephants
Am       G      C
Sideshow family oddities and all.
  F       Am       G
The dog-faced boy howled out with joy
    Dm    C    G
As the tattooed lady was crying.
   C     G      Am       F
Ever since the beginning to keep the world spinning
     C  G    C
It takes all kinds of kinds.

Verse:
C               F
Thomas was a congressman with closets full of skeletons
  Am       G       C
And dresses that he wore on Friday nights.
C              F
Phyllis was a pharmacist, a dab of that, a pinch of this
  Am      G       C
Concocted to suppress her appetite.
     F              Am      G
When the children were fiddlin' she'd slip 'em some Ritalin
  Dm      C     G
And wait for Thomasina to arrive.
      C     G      Am       F
Cause ever since the beginning to keep the world spinning
     C  G    Am   F
It takes all kinds of kinds. -All kinds of kinds-
C  G    C
All kinds of kinds.

Solo:
C F C | C G |
C F C | C G | C |

Verse:
   C              F
When I play this old guitar from children's shows to smoky bars
 Am        G        C
I take a break and think about the past.
    C            F
When I stood up in geometry and everybody stared at me
  Am     G       C
And I tossed my test into the trash.
 F               Am      G
I scratched off my number while hitching out under
   Dm     C     G
That bush league population sign.
   C     G      Am       F
Ever since the beginning to keep the world spinning
     C  G    C
It takes all kinds of kinds.

Verse:
  F              Am    G
Now some point a finger and let ignorance linger
     Dm     C       G  F    C   Dm
If they'd look in the mirror they'd find.
     C     G      Am       F
That ever since the beginning to keep the world spinning
     C  G    Am  F
It takes all kinds of kinds. -All kinds of kinds-
C  G    Am  F
All kinds of kinds. -All kinds of kinds-
C  G    C
All kinds of kinds.

Outro:
C F C | C G |
C F C | C G | C |