Alimony chords by Miranda Lambert

Key: A

Intro:

A


Verse 1:
A
Without that '57 Cadillac
     D
And that mini mansion in a cul-de-sac
   E
That 15-gallon Stetson hat
           A
That you wear all the time
A

And those real expensive rounds of golf
     D
And this diamond you're still payin' off
   E
Just know as soon as you get caught
            A
They'll all be good as mine


Chorus:
       D
I called that lawyer up in Dallas
       A
The one who's livin' in that palace
   E
So I know he's good at winnin'
    A
If you think there's somethin' that you're missin'
  D
And you start steppin' out
   A
Only one thing can console me
     E
If you're gonna leave me in San Antone
        A
Remember the alimony


Verse 2:
A
If you like livin' at your mama's house
       D
And drinkin' Milwaukee's best on a hand-me-down couch
  E
And you'rе gonna love how this all works out
              A
'Cause it all works out for me
A
What's minе is mine, and what's yours is mine
  D
So go on, baby, have a real good time
    E
I'll be countin' the dollars, you'll be rollin' the dimes
          A
Freedom don't come free


Chorus:
       D
I called that lawyer up in Dallas
       A
The one who's livin' in that palace
   E
So I know he's good at winnin'
    A
If you think there's somethin' that you're missin'
  D
And you start steppin' out
   A
Only one thing can console me
     E
If you're gonna leave me in San Antone
        A D
Remember the alimony


Piano Solo:
D  A  E  A


Bridge:
  D
For richer, not for poorer
     A
Well, consider this your spoiler
    E
If you think you can't afford her
     A
Well, you can't afford me too


Chorus:
   D
So if you start steppin' out
   A
Only one thing can console me
     E
If you're gonna leave me in San Antone
           A
Well, remember the alimony


Outro:
E
You ain't gonna have a row to hoe
E
Go on and do your dog and pony show
E
If you're gonna be a dumbass
                 A
Honey, I hope you remember the alimony