Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) Key: A Difficulty: Novice Capo 2 Intro: E Bm A (x2) Verse 1: E Bm A Mr. Percy Faith, is your masterpiece complete E Bm A I'm in dire need of curing this headache E Bm A There are riots in the streets and we're still not on the moon E Bm A And I hear that you've been taken from the airwaves
Interlude: E Bm A (x2) Verse 2: E Bm A Joseph Raymond Conniff, I am writing from Seattle E Bm A Where they now have put a trademark on the rain E Bm A And having just arrived I am staying by the airport E Bm A It was tough to find a room at the Hyatt Inn Interlude: E Bm A (x2) Verse 3: E Bm A Alice in disguises, Bill Close taken hostage E Bm A "Dear Loretta, these are my demands" E Bm A I'll be selling Arizona to the next potential buyer E Bm A Who comes in from the north in search of sand Interlude: E Bm A (x2) Verse 4: E Bm A Mr. Allan Sherman, I am writing from the future E Bm A Where the people never look you in the eye E Bm A And there is no need to talk, and the sidewalks they walk for you E Bm A I know everything and yet no one at all Outro: E Bm A (x4)