The Pitiful Children Ukulele chords by Joe Iconis

Tuning: G C E A (G C E A)

Verse:
C#m               F#m
You were always quite the loser, Jeremy
    B        E
Then I invaded and you upgraded
Ab7*  C#m
Badababa woah
F#m           B
Jeremy, it's true that I found you
      E
But look around you
Ab  C#m
Woah

B                 A
All your peers are just so incomple-e-ete
B                   C#
You can't see it, but they're all in pa-a-ain
   F#m          B
Their operating system's obsole-e-ete
       F#m
So let's complete the chains
    Ab
And get inside those brains

Chorus:
       C#m        F#m Ab
Let's save the pitiful children, woah
      C#m         D  A
Let's save the pitiful children, woah
      C#m            C#m7     C#m6
Let's teach the pitiful children, who just haven't a clue
Gbm6
Just what to do
Ab
He-elp them to he-e-elp you

C#m E  Gb  Gbm6 Ab7sus4 Ab7
Ah, yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Verse:
C#m               F#m
Can you see the vision clearly, Jeremy?
   B       E
Users embracing and interfacing
Ab7
beepbobobbo
B                A
Shiny, happy people singing swee-e-etly (yeah)
B           C#
Gone is human error a-and fear (beeb bop boo beep bop boo beep bop boo beep)
F#m             B
Every issue tucked away so ne-e-eatly
    F#m
If you feel their silent tears
        Ab
Yes, turn that knob and switch that gear

Chorus:
     C#m          F#m Ab
Let's save the pitiful children, yeah
     C#m          D   A
Let's save the pitiful children, yeah yeah yeah ye-yeah yeah
      C#m             C#m7     C#m6
Let's teach the pitiful children, who just haven't a clue
 Gbm6
Just what to do
        Ab
He-elp them and soon this will be you
  C#m          F#m Ab
Let's save the pitiful children, rab beep beep bope
     C#m          D   A
Let's save the pitiful children, re bop bo beep bop bo beep bop bo
      C#m             C#m7     C#m6
Let's teach the pitiful children, who just haven't a clue

Outro:
 Gbm6
That's what we do
  Absus4
If that's what we do
   A    Db7 F#m   D     A
Then everything about us is going to be wonderful
E          D   E7
We love everything about Squips
A    Db7 F#m   D      A
Everything about us is going to be so alive
E          D   E7
We could never live without Squips
  D          F#m  E
You won't feel left out or unsure
  D        F#m E7
Not pitiful children anymore
'Cause
A    Db7 F#m   D      A
Everything about us is going to be cool
Dm   Dm6  A
When... we... rule