Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E) Verse 1: G F Terrible Tudors, Gorgeous Georgians G F Slimy Stuarts, Vile Victorians G F Woeful Wars, Ferocious Fights Bb D Dingy Castles, Daring Knights Verse 2: G F Horrors that defy description G F Cut-throat Celts, Awful Egyptians G F Vicious Vikings, Cruel Crime Bb D Punishments from ancient times
Bridge: A Romans, rotten, rank and ruthless Bb Cavemen, savage, fearsome, toothless A Groovy Greeks, Brainy Sages C Mean and Measly Middle Ages Verse 3: G F Gory stories, G F we do that G F And your host, Bb D a talking rat Verse 4: G F The past is no G F longer a mystery G F Welcome to G5 G5 G5 G5 F5 G5 Horr-i-ble His-tor-ies