Intro: Go! B Verse 1: B G B I'm gonna crash into the weekend like a falling star B G B Like a smiling don't give a fuck kid caught in a lie A D A I'm gonna come on down like running blood D A B I'm gonna dive into the weekend teeth first in the mud Verse 2: B G B I'm gonna crash into the weekend like to the sound of a gong B G B Hey, if days are short, nights are long A D A I'm gonna smash all thoughts on how to have fun D A B I like the weekend like a cake shot out of a gun D A B I like the weekend like a cake shot out of a gun
Verse 3: B G B I'm gonna crash into the weekend like a runaway train B G B I'm gonna drink that lake 'til it's merely a stain A D A Gonna steal an extra foot from someone in the street D A B So I can crash into the weekend on my own pretty feet Verse 4: B G B I'm gonna crash into the weekend like a crumbled car B G B Like a bundle of joy lit like a cigar A D A Well, label my brain obsolete D A B So I can crash into the weekend like a sinking fleet D A B I'm gonna crash into the weekend like a sinking fleet D A B I'm gonna crash into the weekend like a sinking fleet D A B I'm gonna crash into the weekend like a sinking fleet, alright now Instrumental: B Bridge: B G B I'm gonna crash into the weekend like a busted jaw B G B Riding shotgun to a monkey on a circular saw A D A Last place, human race D A B I'm gonna crash into the weekend like a swinging mace B G B Gonna crash into the bottom of a bottomless pit B G B And on the bottom of the bottom of the bottomless pit A D A Erect me a ladder, I've got a job to get done D A B And hit the weekend like the demon's most favorite son D A B I'll hit the weekend like the demon's most favorite son D A B I'll hit the weekend like the demon's most favorite son D A B I'll hit the weekend like the demon's most favorite son D A B I'll hit the weekend like the demon's most favorite son D A B I'll hit the weekend like the demon's most favorite son Outro: B