Key: F# 🎸 Intro: E 🎸 Verse 1: E Old people are pushy A They don't have much time E They'll shove you at the coffee shop B7 Cut ahead in the buffet line E They'll buy two for a dollar and fifty A Then they'll argue with the checkout girl E They've lived so much behind them E
They're tryin' to slow down this god damn world 🎸 Chorus: E A Old people are pushy E Well, they're not mushy B7 E Old people are pushy cause life ain't cushy 🎸 Verse 2: E Old people are pushy A They'll drive how they want to drive E And go as slow as they want to B7 They don't care who stays alive E And they'll kiss that little grand baby E7 A Up and down the back and all around the front E They don't care what you think of them A B7 E That baby has got something that they want 🎸 Chorus: E A Old people are pushy E Well, they're not mushy B7 E Old people are pushy cause life ain't cushy E7 A E (Old people are pushy, they aren't mushy) B7 E (Old people are pushy cause life ain't cushy) 🎸 Verse 3: E A Old people are pushy, cause you don't know how they feel E And when you pretend you do B7 Well, they know it's not real E Pretty soon it's gonna be all over E7 A Good enough reason not to let you pass E They seem like sweet, little old people A B7 E But they are not about to kiss your ass Out-🎸 Chorus: E A E Old people are pushy, well they're not mushy B7 E Old people are pushy cause life ain't cushy A Old people are pushy, (old people are pushy) E Old people are pushy, (old people are pushy) B7 Old people are pushy, (old people are pushy) E Cause life ain't cushy E7 A Old people are pushy E Old people are pushy B7 Old people are pushy E Cause life ain't cushy