The Best Things In Life chords by Half Man Half Biscuit

Tuning: Standard

Difficulty: Novice

C           G
My uncle Charlie is a cynical man
    C            G
And his wife's a touch sceptical too
      C              G
They've got one of those stickers in the back of their van
     C              G
It says "We've seen the prices at the zoo"
    C                 G
Well today I knocked upon their door and said that I was passing
  C               G
And Charlie launched a scathing attack
    C                  G
When I asked him what I'd done he said "You stupid bastard
  C        G    C G C G
We live in a cul-de-sac".
C              G
Went to Dali's party it was fancy dress
C              G
I just stuck an apple in my face
 C              G
I saw a chap who obviously was out to impress
C               G
Reckoned he beat Gagarin in to space
     C    G     C     G
He said "Hi there Salv, like sorry I'm late
     C      G       C     G
But I was getting done up as a Mogul Thrash Acetate"
C    G     C   G
Me I got bored, so I went home
C    G    C       G
Got into bed and came to the conclusion:
G        C
There is nothing better in life
   D       C      D       G
Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a biro,
G        C
There is nothing better in life
   D       C      D       G
Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a biro,
G        C
There is nothing better in life
   D       C      D       G
Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a biro,
G        C
There is nothing better in life
   D       C      D       C
Than writing on the sole of your slipper with a biro
   D             D7      G
On a Saturday night instead of going to the pub.