Quality Janitor chords by Half Man Half Biscuit

Intro:

G C D  (x12)

G            C    D     G   C D
Get on my fun bus, I’ll take you all for a ride
   G         C    D     G   C D
I’ll tell you about the Cuban’s eight-foot stride
G        C    D   G   C D
Punch me harder, I didn’t feel a thing
G        C      D   G   C D
All the kids appreciate the joy I bring.


G        C D
I’m always happy
G       C D
Ever so happy
    G         C D
There’s no-one more happy
   G       C D
I’m a comedy grandad.

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G C D (x4)

G          C     D     G  C D
Same old Northerner, always got nothing to say
G       C     D     G  C D
All the same I think I’ll say it anyway
G       C  D      G     C  D
Witness these overalls, these navy-blue overalls.

G       C D
I’m never happy
G        C D
Never been happy
   G         C D
It’s not in my contract
     G            C     D
I’ve got two big keys and they’re both dead big
   G       C D
I’m a quality janitor.


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G C D (x8)

G         C       D      G  C D
Just after dusk I swing from the wrought iron gates
  G             C    D       G  C D
And remember the five o’clock tea-time smell of the estate.


G         C D
I’m always running
G          C D
All knees and elbows
   G           C D
Got a stick with a spike on
G       C    D  G C D
Cartoon ducks laugh at me.


   G         C   D      G  C D
I’m a comedy parkie and nobody loves me anymore,
 G         C   D      G  C D
A comedy parkie and nobody loves me anymore.


Instrumental:

G C D (x8)

G   C    D G  C D
Nobody loves me anymore
G   C    D G  C D
Nobody loves me anymore
    G        C    D   G  C D
I’m the man who put Nick Straker on the floor
  G   C    D G   C D
But nobody loves me anymore.


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