Numanoid Hang Glide chords by Half Man Half Biscuit

(intro) A D E (x4)
A                      D     E
Please don?t tell me what you think while I tell you about
  A                 D        E
The copse that I retreat to where I?m hemmed in by the Larch
   A              D      E
Where nobody can bother me and the voices in my head
A                  D   E
Cease their Dif Juz ramblings for a while.
F       Bbm       Dm        A
I was best man dead in our road four years on the run
F        Bbm        Dm      G      A D E (x2)
Always chose the same demise ? dehydration, on a long jog.


   A                D         E
Where once you wiped away my tears and cleaned my grazed knee
  A                 D        E
You hang-glide with the Numanoids and snub my rare disease
  A               D       E
The one in which I get these silly visions in my mind
  A                  D   E
And have to write them all down for the nurse.
F     Bbm     Dm       A
Gazza in a Mozzer mask goofing by the pool
F       Bbm     Dm      G
Eating all the Caramacs, howay cemetery gates.

(instr) A D E (x4) F Bbm Dm A  F Bbm Dm G


C     Am   Dm       G
I said to Jesus, ?How much do you love me??
C    Am        Dm             G
He said ?This much? and he stretched out his arms and died
  C       A    Dm       G
And I thought to myself: is that a stock reply?
  C      A        Dm     G
Or are there exceptions for the likes of REO
   C   Am Dm G     C   Am Dm G
Speedwagon,       Speedwagon.

Dm    G     Dm    G
La, la la la, la la la, la la la
Dm    G     Dm    G      C
La, la la la, la la la, la la la, la la la la.