Malayan Jelutong chords by Half Man Half Biscuit

[Intro]

G D (x4) G


[Verse]

D           G D           G
 I have no shire horse   to pull my narrowboat.
D               G D           G
 I’ll go and see the carpenter,  see what he suggests.
D              G D            G
 “Have you tried Tik and Tok;  the robotic dance pair?
D            G
 They’re not enthusiasts
C                A
But of course the law is on your side”.
     D  Am       D
Singing a song, just singing a song.

[Chorus]

G    D           A
 When my grave’s waist-deep in meadow grass
G    D           A
 No more strawberry jam for the Guild.
G        D       A
 Will they still say, whenever bobsleigh’s on,
G      D          Am    G
“Hey I would love to have a go at that?”


[Verse]

D             G D          G
 Stromsgodset Under-Fives  did the offy by us.
D             G D               G
 I spoke to farmer Coombes,  had other things on his mind:
D           G D            G
 “Them Massey Fergusons  rub me up the wrong way
D             G
 And have you seen my son?
C                  A
Wears his baseball cap the wrong way round”.
     D  Am       D
Singing a song, just singing a song.


[Chorus]

G    D           A
 When my grave’s waist-deep in meadow grass
G    D           A
 No more strawberry jam for the Guild.
G         D     A
 Will there still be in the back pages
G      D          Am   D Am D
Adverts for The Original Breton Shirt?


[Outro]

G     D   G     D
Singing a song, singing a song
G     D   G     D
Singing a song, singing a song
G     D   G     D
Singing a song, singing a song
G     D   G     D
Singing a song, singing a song
G     D   G     D
Singing a song, singing a song
G     D