Knobheads On Quiz Shows chords by Half Man Half Biscuit

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

INTRO:

E  E

VERSE 1:
A       D    A
What possessed you to apply,
                  E
Did your friends with good advice implode?
A         D   A
We should hang you up in chains
                 E
Let you rot beside the ill paved road.
B

Born too late for the First World War;
                   E    D
The Siege of Troy was long before my time.
B                            E  D C B7 E
Naseby, Jutland, Agincourt; characters perhaps from pantomime.

VERSE 2:

A        D     A                  E
Authors, sport, landlocked states; capitals of Europe and their size.
A       A   A                     E
Breeds of dog; famous dates, kind of hoping these things don’t arise.
 B
I don’t watch films in black and white
                       E   D
The trees and clouds and birds have passed me by.
B
I’ll just guess and hope I’m right
                   E   D C B7 E D C B7 E
The first man into space was Captain Bligh.

BREAK:

B                         E
 Good luck back in work, they’ll’ve heard you were on
B                     E
 Have you got the file for Mr Out In Round One?
B               E
 Harken a cuckoo - or is it a wren?
B                E   D   E
 Don’t ever darken our doorstep again..........

VERSE 3:

A        D   A                       E
Truth is beauty, beauty truth, all you know on earth – all you need to know.
A   D  A                    E
Superb, succinct, pity then for you it’s not quite so.
B                             E  D
Hickstead, Hickstead, Hickstead, Hickstead? Duck soup, 1933.
B
Words beginning with K N O,
             E D C B7
Words that end in B H E A D...........

OUTRO:

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