It Makes The Room Look Bigger chords by Half Man Half Biscuit
Guitar chords with lyrics
(intro) C G (x3) Eb G G I?ve just finished decorating, it was very irritating C G C G And I know they?re going to come around tonight and I know they?re gonna say to me tonight: D7 G D7 G ?It makes the room look bigger; it makes the room look bigger?. G So let?s forget about the open-top bus ride; standing tall on the town hall balcony C G C G It?s about as likely as hen?s teeth; it?s about as likely as hen?s teeth D7 G D7 G And as the light gets dimmer, I watch the chance get slimmer.
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C G
But I?m putting up a hook to hang my hopes upon
C G
There?s a fella coming round to stick the gas back on
C G
And if truth be told now that Thelma?s gone
D G (instr) G C (x3) D7 G
It makes the room look bigger.
G
I?m drawn towards the souvenir stores; I twirl around the key fob rack
C G C G
Well it?s alright for Nicholas and for Neil, yeah well how do you think that makes me feel?
D7 G D7 G
And all the while I can see I?m on the CCTV.
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Elderly lady at the bus stop thinks I?m going to eat her and so to reassure her
C G
I ask her for the time
C G C G
And her sense of relief at my friendly tone reveals itself in her karmic moan:
C G
?You can wait twenty minutes and nothing comes along
C Eb
And then all of a sudden three thugs rob your pension
D7 G
Oh, there?s generally one a twenty-five past
D7 G
There?s generally one at twenty-five past
D7 G
They come swinging round that corner,
Eb G C G C G
They think they?re Benny Goodman?.
C G
But I?m putting up a hook to hang my hopes upon
C G
There?s a fella coming round to stick the gas back on
C G
And if truth be told now that Thelma?s gone
D G
It makes the room look bigger.
D G C G G C G
Oh tiptoe to the front row of the Korn show with a sub-machine gun.
It Makes The Room Look Bigger chords