Bogus Official chords by Half Man Half Biscuit

(intro D7 A x4)
    A
I'm the man that you need on the day that it rains
    D
I'm the wiser advisor on capital gains
    E
I'm the lowlife pretending to look at your drains
   D (no chord)           D7 A (x4)
I'm a bogus official - don't let me in.
    A
I'm the police, I'm the clergy, I'm measures and weights
    D
I'm the chap doing the survey on alley gates
     E
I need to know where you'll be on the following dates
      D (no chord)         D7 A (x4)
'Cos I'm a bogus official - nice dress.
A

Courteous, friendly, jolly and fat
    D
With a smile saying "look, I know it's under the mat"
 E
I don't give a fuck about your missing cat
  D (no chord)  A