1966 And All That chords by Half Man Half Biscuit

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We sat and decided as the seasons collided
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That our love was purely utopian

If it wasn?t for my pills, my psychiatric bills
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And your unreliable fallopian.

Then I guessed we?d be fine, embraced on cloud nine
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Emotionally impossible to sever

You?d turn around quickly and ever so sickly
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I?d tell you I?d love you forever.

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If only you?d give me my Lev Yashin poster back
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Six months ago I returned your brown anorak
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But you keep forgetting and it?s far too upsetting
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So baby Ferenc Puskas to you, to you
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Baby Ferenc Puskas to you.

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And you know it?s a shame but we were never the same
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On account of your stupid amnesia

Through teardrops I stare at the wall that?s now bare
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And I reach for the Milk of Magnesia.

And I?ll die on the floor and leave a note on the door
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Saying ?This ape has just left Gibraltar?

And in hell it will rain and I?ll say once again
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That I?d stand next to you at the altar.

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If only you?d give me my Lev Yashin poster back
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Six months ago I returned your brown anorak
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But you keep forgetting and it?s far too upsetting
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So baby Ferenc Puskas to you, to you
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Baby Ferenc Puskas to you. With boots on.