The Bug Collector chords by Haley Heynderickx

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Key: Cm

Difficulty: Intermediate

Intro:
Dm Bb    Gm    Cm Gm    Dm Bb Gm    Cm

Verse 1:
Gm                 Dm
And there's a centipede
Bb            Eb      Gm
Naked in your bedroom
Eb                     Dm
Oh, and you swear to God
                    Gm      Eb
The fucker's out to get you

Chorus:
           Dm
And I digress
                                   Cm       Eb
'Cause I must make you the perfect morning
         Dm
I try my best
             Fm                Gm    Eb
To scoop the slugger out the window

Instrumental:
Eb            Fm    Dm    Fm    Bb

Verse 2:
              Gm      Dm
And there's a praying mantis
Bb                   Gm    Cm
Prancing on your bathtub
        Eb             Fm
And you swear it's a priest
                 Eb           Gm    Cm
From a past life out to getcha

Chorus:
      Gm     Dm
And I digress
                           Eb
'Cause I must make you the perfect evening
            Dm
I try my best
             Fm            Gm  Cm  Eb
To put the priest inside a jam jar

Instrumental 2:
Eb            Gm Bb    Fm Dm Fm Dm    Gb Bb Eb            Dm Bb    Dm Fm Dm

Verse 3:
              Gm   Dm
And there's a millipede
                 Eb  Cm    Gm
Angry on your carpet
                 Dm
Oh, and I must admit
     Bb                      Eb    Gm
He's staring with a vengeance

Chorus:
               Dm
Oh, and I digress
                                   Eb
'Cause I must make you the perfect morning
            Bb    Dm
And I try my best
              Fm               Gm      Cm Eb Cm      Eb    Cm Eb    Bb
To prove that nothing's out to get you
                               Eb            Fm Eb    Bb    Fm Dm Fm Dm    Bb    Gm
To prove that nothing's out to get you