The Bug Collector chords by Haley Heynderickx

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Key: Cm

Difficulty: Intermediate

Intro:
Dm Bb  Gm  Cm Gm  Dm Bb Gm  Cm

Verse 1:
Gm         Dm
And there's a centipede
Bb      Eb   Gm
Naked in your bedroom
Eb           Dm
Oh, and you swear to God
          Gm   Eb
The fucker's out to get you

Chorus:
      Dm
And I digress
                  Cm    Eb
'Cause I must make you the perfect morning
     Dm
I try my best
       Fm        Gm  Eb
To scoop the slugger out the window

Instrumental:
Eb      Fm  Dm  Fm  Bb

Verse 2:
       Gm   Dm
And there's a praying mantis
Bb          Gm  Cm
Prancing on your bathtub
    Eb       Fm
And you swear it's a priest
         Eb      Gm  Cm
From a past life out to getcha

Chorus:
   Gm   Dm
And I digress
              Eb
'Cause I must make you the perfect evening
      Dm
I try my best
       Fm      Gm Cm Eb
To put the priest inside a jam jar

Instrumental 2:
Eb      Gm Bb  Fm Dm Fm Dm  Gb Bb Eb      Dm Bb  Dm Fm Dm

Verse 3:
       Gm  Dm
And there's a millipede
         Eb Cm  Gm
Angry on your carpet
         Dm
Oh, and I must admit
   Bb           Eb  Gm
He's staring with a vengeance

Chorus:
        Dm
Oh, and I digress
                  Eb
'Cause I must make you the perfect morning
      Bb  Dm
And I try my best
       Fm        Gm   Cm Eb Cm   Eb  Cm Eb  Bb
To prove that nothing's out to get you
                Eb      Fm Eb  Bb  Fm Dm Fm Dm  Bb  Gm
To prove that nothing's out to get you