🎸 Intro: D5 🎸 Verse 1: D5 A5 Were you there? G5 D5 A5 G5 Were you kicking? D5 A5 G5 D5 A5 G5 Alive in aisle twelve D5 A5 G5 D5 A5 G5 Gimmick of the century D5 A5 G5 C5 In boxes and jars and giveaway cars B5 Bb5 Ab5 He's motioning for you
🎸 Interlude: G5 🎸 Verse 2: D5 A5 'Twas a band G5 D5 A5 G5 They were sickening D5 A5 G5 D5 A5 G5 Arousing everyone D5 A5 G5 D5 A5 G5 P.S. dump your boyfriend D5 A5 G5 Promotional trash C5 B5 Bb5 A5 Emotional bash with helium balloons 🎸 Interlude: D5 D5 G5 F#5 G5 D5 G5 F#5 G5 🎸 Verse 3: D5 A5 So now tell me G5 D5 A5 G5 How the hell did we miss it? D5 A5 G5 D5 A5 G5 Bared his ass for all to see G5 F#5 F5 E5 And no one got to kiss it 🎸 Outro: E5
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