I Have Been Kidnapped By Aliens They Cut My Hair chords by Forest Pooky

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Difficulty: Novice

Verse 1:
G         A             C            D
Well I've been chillin' out, outside alone
G       A               C   D
Warmin' up my flesh and bone
G                 A          C        D
A "Strange" comic book and a syrup of mint
G                A                  C       D
This Friday afternoon seems to come up real fit

G
But something bright broke from the sky
A

It was like me yeah pretty high
     C                    D
Well you know now I would never ever lie


Chorus:
       G          C      A  D               G   C   Em C D
I have been kidnapped by aliens they cut my hair


Verse 2:
             G
So I thought damn
            A              C             D
I must have done something really really bad
      G                A                   C                       D
To be locked up with a depressive robot a "hairless" bird and some fucking cat
           G                 A            C             D
But when I raised my hand up to my head a feeling of despair
               G                A          C             D
Brought by the killer fact that I've, been losing all my hair


Chorus:
       G          C      A  D               G   C   Em C D
I have been kidnapped by aliens they cut my hair
       G          C      A  D               G   C   Em C D
I have been kidnapped by aliens they cut my hair


Verse 3:
C                                G
Well all you see on screen ain't true
            Em                    C        G
It's only a picture David (Basso) made for you
C                       G
At some point you will understand
                Em              C      G
That this whole world is coming out of hand
             A              C
To all those metal heads and hippies
A               C
metal heads and hippies
A               C            D
Watch out their comin' after you


Chorus:
       G          C      A  D               G  C   Em C D
I have been kidnapped by aliens they cut my hair
       G          C      A  D               G  C   Em C D
I have been kidnapped by aliens they cut my hair


Bridge:
      G
And I said
    C          Em                D
Hey you people this ain't really fair
     G            C       Em              D
You know I spent so much time growing my hair
      G
And I said
    C          Em                D
Hey you people this ain't really fair
     G            C       Em              D
You know I spent so much time growing my hair
          A                 C
To all my metal friends and hippies
          A               C
To all my metal heads and hippies
A               C            G
Watch out there coming after you