I Have Been Kidnapped By Aliens They Cut My Hair chords by Forest Pooky

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Difficulty: Novice

Verse 1:
G     A       C      D
Well I've been chillin' out, outside alone
G    A        C  D
Warmin' up my flesh and bone
G         A     C    D
A "Strange" comic book and a syrup of mint
G        A         C    D
This Friday afternoon seems to come up real fit

G
But something bright broke from the sky
A

It was like me yeah pretty high
   C          D
Well you know now I would never ever lie


Chorus:
    G     C   A D        G  C  Em C D
I have been kidnapped by aliens they cut my hair


Verse 2:
       G
So I thought damn
      A       C       D
I must have done something really really bad
   G        A          C            D
To be locked up with a depressive robot a "hairless" bird and some fucking cat
      G         A      C       D
But when I raised my hand up to my head a feeling of despair
        G        A     C       D
Brought by the killer fact that I've, been losing all my hair


Chorus:
    G     C   A D        G  C  Em C D
I have been kidnapped by aliens they cut my hair
    G     C   A D        G  C  Em C D
I have been kidnapped by aliens they cut my hair


Verse 3:
C                G
Well all you see on screen ain't true
      Em          C    G
It's only a picture David (Basso) made for you
C            G
At some point you will understand
        Em       C   G
That this whole world is coming out of hand
       A       C
To all those metal heads and hippies
A        C
metal heads and hippies
A        C      D
Watch out their comin' after you


Chorus:
    G     C   A D        G C  Em C D
I have been kidnapped by aliens they cut my hair
    G     C   A D        G C  Em C D
I have been kidnapped by aliens they cut my hair


Bridge:
   G
And I said
  C     Em        D
Hey you people this ain't really fair
   G      C    Em       D
You know I spent so much time growing my hair
   G
And I said
  C     Em        D
Hey you people this ain't really fair
   G      C    Em       D
You know I spent so much time growing my hair
     A         C
To all my metal friends and hippies
     A        C
To all my metal heads and hippies
A        C      G
Watch out there coming after you