Key: D# Intro: Cm Gm x2 Cm G G# G Verse: G# Gm His wife is tired, she wants to sleep G# Gm But all that Morgan Davis wants is cream of wheat G# Gm He waits and when she turns out the lights G Maj7 G#7 G Maj7 He tiptoes through the darkness and slips into the night Chorus: D#maj7 F7 Dm7 This boring life that he leads of G#6/9 Fm7 F#dim G7 Buying and selling stocks makes him feel D#maj7 F7 Dm7 He's grown old and tired, there's no joy; no strife G#6/9 Fm7 F#dim A#7 Cm Gm Cm Gm Just the passing time in this boring life Verse: G# Gm He wants the lights, the jazz, a piece of ass G# Gm G# toothless bitch to blow him for a vial of crack G# Gm He cooks his junk in some Gatorade G Maj7 G#7 Gm And scores a bag of chronic on the East MLK Chorus: D#maj7 F Dm7 The secret life that he leads of G#6/9 Fm7 F#dim G7 Buying and selling drugs keeps him up at night D#maj7 F7 Dm7 He's selling hash, screwing trailer trash G#6/9 Fm7 Hey, he's making cash F#dim A# Cm7 F7 Dm7 Cm7 Fm7 D7 It's a whoring life Bridge: Gsus29 My friends are all salesmen F /G My wife is a slut A9sus4/F# There must be something bigger I can stick in my butt Db9 The IRS is auditing F#sus2 My life's in a rut Verse: Em13/C# A#13 Cm7 And so he's fired his heat; he's blown his blow A#13 Cm7 It's coming up on sunrise and it's time to go A#13 Cm7 He smells like barf, his hair's a mess D#maj7 Fm7 He wipes the coke and lipstick off his fat hairy chest Chorus: D#maj7 F7 Dm7 He stumbles home from a lezzie show G#6/9 Fm7 F#dim He will be at work in an hour or so D#maj7 F7 Dm7 He crawls in bed, with the sleeping wife G#6/9 Fm7 F#dim A#7 Cm Gm x2 D# Just a night to break up this boring life
The Secret Life Of Morgan Davis by Ben Folds guitar playing instructions.