No Handlebars chords by Flobots

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Intro:
Em             C
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
  G       D
No handlebars, no handlebars
Em             C
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
  G       D
No handlebars, no handlebars


Verse 1:
Em
Look at me, look at me
C

Hands in the air like it's good to be
G
Alive, and I'm a famous rapper
D
Even when the paths are all crooked-y
Em
I can show you how to dos-si-do
C
I can show you how to scratch a record
G
I can take apart the remote control
D
And I can almost put it back together
Em
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem
C
I can tell you about Leif Ericson
G
I know all the words to "De Colores"
D
And I'm proud to be an American
Em
Me and my friends saw a platypus
C
Me and my friend made a comic book
G
And guess how long it took?
D
I can do anything that I want, cause look


Chorus 1:
Em            C
I can keep rhythm with no metronome
  G       D
No metronome, no metronome
Em               C
And I can see your face on the telephone
    G         D
On the telephone, on the telephone


Verse 2:
Em
Look at me, look at me
  C
Just called to say that it's good to be
G
Alive, in such a small world
D
I'm all curled up with a book to read
Em
I can make money, open up a thrift store
C
I can make a living off a magazine
G                  D
I can design an engine 64 miles to a gallon of gasoline
Em
I can make new antibiotics
C
I can make computers survive aquatic conditions
G
I know how to run the business
D
And I can make YOU wanna buy a product
Em
Movers, shakers, and producers
C
Me and my friends understand the future
G
I see the strings that control the systems
D
I can do anything with no assistance, cause


Chorus 2:
Em             C
I can lead a nation with a microphone
    G         D
With a microphone, with a microphone
Em               C
And I can split the atoms of a molecule
   G       D
Of a molecule, of a molecule


Trumpet Solo:â??


Verse 3:
Em            C
Look at me, look at me, driving and I won't stop
    G          D
And it feels so good to be alive and on top
Em           C
My reach is global, my tower secure
  G         D
My cause is noble, my power is pure
Em
I can hand out a million vaccinations
C
Or let 'em all die in exasperation
G
Have 'em all healed from their lacerations
D
Or have 'em all killed by assassinations
Em
I can make anybody go to prison
C
Just because I don't like 'em
G
And I can do anything with no permission
D
I have it all under my command because


Chorus 3:
Em            C
I can guide a missile by satellite
  G       D
By satellite, by satellite
Em                C
And I can hit a target through a telescope
     G          D
Through a telescope, through a telescope
Em              C
And I can end the planet in a holocaust
   G        D
In a holocaust, in a holocaust
   Em       C        D
In a holocaust, in a holocaust, in a holocaust


Intro:
Em             C
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
  G       D
No handlebars, no handlebars