Intro: E C#m E C#m A G#m C#m A G#m E C#m In a steamed, wet window of a public house, A G#m C#m C#m I?m using it like a mirror and eyeing myself up. E A G#m F#m And somewhere in the corner B He?s telling her a joke E A G#m F#m And I had to stick the boot in B C#m Because that?s not how it goes.
E C#m E C#m A G#m C#m She?s drinking down his laughter And she don?t half love a drink. For someone I never gave half a thought to He don?t have make me think. And somewhere in the corner He?s telling her a joke And I had to stick the boot in Because that?s not how it goes. Interlude and Bridge: C#m B A E You've got it wrong, You've got it wrong, Don't make me tell you girl. She?s crying when I tell her He won?t bother us no more And it?ll give us time to wonder If he?s ever lied before. And somewhere in the corner I?m telling her a joke And she was crying laughing Because that?s exactly how it goes. Ends on C#m